hard working, lazy, fat, skinny, tall, short, quiet, gullible, big mouths, smart, totally stupid, ignorant, clean, ferral non-shower'ers, you name
it we have it.
best part is, theres only about 18 in the entire place.. but yep, we have em all.
today the majority of us were just in Awe at some of the stupid stuff one said.
this one guy told us just over a week ago how hes been "doing" this woman who has 7 kids and is currently 2 months preggers with # 8.
BUT thats not the best bit.
today he comes in and tells us how she had an ultrasound and it confirmed that he has got her pregnant and she's now carrying his kid aswell.
one dude totally beleived it.. another was saying "dont think its possible".
but then i burst out laughing, and everyone looked at me.
ITS IMPOSSIBLE! i said.
even a dog that has 9 pups still conceives all of them at the one time. it does not take 9 "deeds", at various days to create 9 puppies born
your either pregnant or your not, you cant get pregnant again while your already pregnant.
he shrugged his shoulders and said "i dunno thats what she rekons'"
i said, "so when she goes to hospital is she gunna have kid #1 @ 9mths, and kid #2 is now born 2mth premature, or is she going to have a kid then
wave to the hospital staff and say "see ya in 2 months for the other one".
add to that, at just over ONE WEEK it would have to be impossible to see anything via ultrasound.
and a woman with 7 kids + 2mth preggers claims this? does she not know anything about being pregnant?
we all agreed, she sounds like she's diggin for gold and hes going to be victim # 9 if he dont watch his step.
how many of those kids share the same dad? well, almost none of them. a different sucker (read: a different source of child maintenance cash flow) for
TOTALLY STUPID ! i cant honestly accept that he and another dude at work both beleived this to be true. :bnghd:
i even asked him on the quiet later in the day. is it true or are the other guys blowing the story out of proportion.
oh its all true. she had the ultra sound and all, now shes pregnant with mine aswell.
needless to say, it was the hottest topic ever discussed at our little work table.
rule #1 of working at my work: dont say anything to anyone, unless you dont mind people spreading it around for #s n giggles, all the while taking the
piss out of you.
i then joked around, and said im gunna go home and do the missus and create #1, then next week ill create #2, and conceive a third a week after
then when all their birthdays fall around the same period (no puns please) i can save money by going and buying a milton bradley board game like
monopoly that requires 3x people or more to play so i dont have to buy 3x seperate gifts.
theres a sucker born every minute.
a fool and his cash are soon parted.
both relevant sayings at this point, i think
[edit on 19/5/08 by Obliv_au]