Obama and Saddam were having breakfast

Obama: So Saddam, woot U been up to man?

Saddam: Nothin' man, just chillin' with da homies

Obama: Sweet peas, you got some change? I've got to make a phone call

Saddam:Who U callin'?

Obama: Arm dealer, he's selling me a tupac

Saddam: Hey so you think we related bro?

Obama: We are tight

Saddam: So woots for dinner?

Obama: Monkey Brains

Saddam: You da man!

Obama: Nah, U da man!

Saddam: Ha, U better know it kid, George never found my weapons of Mass distraction

Obama: Oh man, i'm late for church

Saddam: what's the topic today?

Obama: Usual. dancing and drinking while hanging out with my male dancers

Saddam: U still doing that man? what does your wife say about that?

Obama: She wants to move into your palace!

Saddam: I like your wife man! she's mighty fine u know?

Obama: We're swingers daddy-o! So can i get some change to make a phone call?

Saddam: Anything for a fellow muslim

Obama: i'll run for president if you give me chump change.

Saddam: you just got yourself a deal.

Obama: tell mom I love her!

Saddam: Hang ten!

Obama: Aloha!

[edit on 18-5-2008 by jedimiller]

Mang! what a crowd. it was more of a political joke.