posted on May, 18 2008 @ 08:20 AM
Obama: So Saddam, woot U been up to man?
Saddam: Nothin' man, just chillin' with da homies
Obama: Sweet peas, you got some change? I've got to make a phone call
Saddam:Who U callin'?
Obama: Arm dealer, he's selling me a tupac
Saddam: Hey so you think we related bro?
Obama: We are tight
Saddam: So woots for dinner?
Obama: Monkey Brains
Saddam: You da man!
Obama: Nah, U da man!
Saddam: Ha, U better know it kid, George never found my weapons of Mass distraction
Obama: Oh man, i'm late for church
Saddam: what's the topic today?
Obama: Usual. dancing and drinking while hanging out with my male dancers
Saddam: U still doing that man? what does your wife say about that?
Obama: She wants to move into your palace!
Saddam: I like your wife man! she's mighty fine u know?
Obama: We're swingers daddy-o! So can i get some change to make a phone call?
Saddam: Anything for a fellow muslim
Obama: i'll run for president if you give me chump change.
Saddam: you just got yourself a deal.
Obama: tell mom I love her!
Saddam: Hang ten!
[edit on 18-5-2008 by jedimiller]