To those in the know: that hand on the right is my third hand. Don't fret, I can do all sorts of cool things with it, some are best left unmentioned

. Also, I have earned money in a freak show as the bearded lady. However, I attracted too much attention and they kicked me out

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I am a shape shifter and this is one of my many forms. Shhh... Don't tell anyone.
To those outside of my circle of trust: That picture atop is me at a St. Patrick's day Party.

I posed for a picture with my older brother,
and some dude that I didn't know. I cropped the picture because I was not given permission to share their images.
I was feeling good due to the libations

, hence the grin and the cocked hat.
The picture of the husky is my friends. His name is Sporty.