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The Federal Vampire And Zombie Agency




Topic started on 29-2-2004 @ 12:33 AM by sugeshotcha


What on earth!!!!!!! I just found this link Here which is about an agency called the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency from (1868-1975) which was
responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. Apparently there is still dangerous research being undertaken at Santa Rosa Institute in New Mexico. I went into this site: here and it said The Santa Rosa Institute, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
The nation's foremost center for research into extending the human life span. Anyone got any comments or more info on this. This site seems to give a very good scientifical reality of vampires and zombies!!



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reply posted on 29-2-2004 @ 12:39 AM by NotTooHappy


It's been discussed.
www.abovetopsecret.com...



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reply posted on 29-2-2004 @ 12:41 AM by NotTooHappy


And here; www.abovetopsecret.com...

I'm pretty sure it's just a gag of some sort.

[Edited on 2/29/04 by NotTooHappy]



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reply posted on 29-2-2004 @ 12:44 AM by DaRAGE


ye sit is a gag. It's just for fun. Laughs. Stupidity



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reply posted on 29-2-2004 @ 01:50 AM by sugeshotcha


why would someone make a site like that for a joke?? Also, when you click on the zombie link and it tells u all those medical terms in relation to zombies. Such as the reason for zombies violent behaviour is low seratonin levels similar to those found in serial killers, do you all disagree with these medical facts?? Also are you saying The Santa Rosa Institute, Albuquerque, New Mexico is not real?



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reply posted on 29-2-2004 @ 02:00 AM by MorningtonCrescent



Originally posted by sugeshotcha
why would someone make a site like that for a joke??

see: manbeef, bonsai kitten, and probably many more web hoaxes that escape me at the moment. people like to prank each other, and the internet makes it easy to prank a LOT of people easily.


Also, when you click on the zombie link and it tells u all those medical terms in relation to zombies. Such as the reason for zombies violent behaviour is low seratonin levels similar to those found in serial killers, do you all disagree with these medical facts??


yes. those facts require me to believe in zombies, which I don't. not to mention there is no consensus on what makes serial killers violent, let alone what makes zombies violent.



Also are you saying The Santa Rosa Institute, Albuquerque, New Mexico is not real?



no. there is a Santa Rosa Institute affiliated with, surprise, the FVZA. looks like if it does exist it's either quackery or a tourist trap.



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reply posted on 4-3-2004 @ 08:25 PM by NavalSpecWar


Hold on.... You said something about the life span of a human being expanded. If so does anybody know how many years we are from being able to expand the life of a human?



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reply posted on 6-3-2004 @ 05:11 PM by SwampFox


many many people make sites for jokes lol. Wastes / takes up some of their lack time, or they are bored, or they think its funny.



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reply posted on 6-3-2004 @ 10:08 PM by cheshire cat


I don't know, it sounds pretty interesting.
I think that sometimes things that seem so far fetched are the same things that may be possible.
I wouldn't put it past certain agencies.



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reply posted on 6-3-2004 @ 11:13 PM by EmbryonicEssence


The website sells apparel - ever know of a government agency to sell apparel? Also, the site is a .org site, if it were a federal agency, it would be .gov.

Anyways, it is also poorly designed. Feds would have more money to invest in their website to make it look "relatively" good.

[Edited on 3-6-2004 by EmbryonicEssence]



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reply posted on 7-3-2004 @ 08:13 AM by sugeshotcha


Embryonic essence said:


The website sells apparel - ever know of a government agency to sell apparel? Also, the site is a .org site, if it were a federal agency, it would be .gov



Actually the site is IN DEDICATION To The Federal Zombie And Vampire Association. Telling you all about it which ran till 1975, so it appears to look like a dedication site. Doesn't say its run by the government either, therefore they can sell apparel etc if they want to.



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reply posted on 7-3-2004 @ 08:14 AM by sugeshotcha


just like people sell Area 51 and Roswell Paraphernallia.



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reply posted on 8-4-2008 @ 06:41 PM by thestatue


just to let anyone know this is a illuminated website meaning the illuminati has their hands in this site sorry kids just another spin story but means there are some hidden facts on there just to throw you slightly off to anything that is real



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reply posted on 8-4-2008 @ 10:36 PM by Cyberbian


Santa Rosa Institute - SRI

SRI International is an independent, nonprofit research institute conducting client-sponsored research and development for government agencies, commercial businesses, foundations, and other organizations. SRI also brings its innovations to the marketplace by licensing its intellectual property and creating new ventures.



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