Here are some crazy questions for you to ponder!
Can any of these really be answered?
Feel free to post your own, if you can think of any!
I'm always in for a good laugh!
Can you cry under water?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants?
Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water...how did she ever bathe?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can.
Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Can you slam a revolving door?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"?
Why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Here is where I found these, and alot more!
[edit on 5/13/2008 by Givenmay]