Originally posted by yellowcard
This is all from the same quote, I hope this doesn't fall under "obsessive" quoting because I've been messaged about that before...sorry if it
does, but it's all from one quote...I'm just breaking it down
I can no longer:
Have ONE beer and drive (none, not even tic-tacs) not that I give a rats ass anyway.

Of course you can, you'll just probably kill someone and be charged for murder...if they find alcohol in your system. Quite frankly I'd rather be
pulled over and get a ticket than be charged with murder.

Take a leak in the forest - not that I give a rats ass anyway

Yes, you can, it just has to be on your property and can't be on public property

Make a campfire in the wild - Not that I give a rats ass anyway

Yes you can, unless the state declares a drought...frankly I'd rather the state keep some idiot from burning down thousands of acres of forest and
costing home owners and tax payers millions of dollars to put it out.

Carry a loaded gun on me - not that I give a rats ass anyway

Yes, you can, get a license

hunt, fish or forage above 2100 feet above sea level - not that I give a rats ass anyway

Never heard this one

burn my garden leaves and grass and crap - not that I give a rats ass anyway

Yes you can, unless your local government prohibits it, which isn't bound by the constitution; this pretty much falls under the camp fire quote.

hunt whatever I feel like whenever I feel like it and wherever I feel like it and for no money and on public land (nor my own) - not that I
give a rats ass anyway
fish whatever fish I want to whenever I want to and wherever I want to, on my own land or public land, with or without paying for it - not that I give
a rats ass anyway

You can fish anywhere you want as long as the bank you're fishing from isn't owned by a private residence that you don't have permission from...I
think that's called property rights...you can fish on the water because no one owns the water (on fluid water, like a river; ponds and lakes are
different)...that's why they have casinos on rivers. You can hunt anywhere you want as long as you have permission and you can hunt on public
land...sure you have to have a license but again that's state law, and it's not bound by the constitution.

protect my life with firearms - not that I give a rats ass anyway

Yes you can, you hear a one out of a million case on the news, I believe most state laws say you can't shoot
to kill him/her if he was running
away...that's not exactly protecting your life so much as avenging

drive an unregistered car or one with borrowed plates, on public roads OR EVEN MY OWN ROADS... - not that I give a rats ass anyway

That's not true per se, and that's a state law not federal

take an airplane ride without paying the U.N. carbon tax - not that I am ever going on a plane again with all my gun carrying
habits...

You can't pump gas without paying a Federal tax either.

drink in public - not that I give a rats ass anyway

That's a local law, you can "brown bag" in many areas.

OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT A PASSPORT - I had to buy a passport to get all my 50 credit cards hehehe..... JUMPER..!!

That's not true and is more than likely the bank's decision (which is not government run)
[edit on 12-5-2008 by yellowcard]
[edit on 12-5-2008 by yellowcard]

you keep quoting thats STATE?LOCAL law not Federal.......would you mind telling that to the good people of California who voted for medical
marijuana, because the Federal Government keeps stomping all over their rights.