Bury, Cremate, or... Liquify???

My first post here after several years of hanging around in the UFO category.
I'm sorry but I had to post here because this thread is so wonderfully surreal. It's the funniest thing i've read for some while. Please keep posting fellas this is a classic! Monty Python had nothing on this...

I should point out even though i'm young i've made my wishes clear. I want to be burnt and the my ahes mixed into a firework (or several) and have all my friends anf family watch. It's the perfect funeral to celebrate my love of chemistry

Oh and better yet people could use your, err, stuffed 'form' as a Halloween prop to scare the bee geezers outta kids and stuff.

God, this thread is getting gross!

Personally, I want to be buried in the Earth with no casket or embalming, so that I can naturally decompose and my remains can be utilized by nature.

Liquification is an interesting premise, though.

reply to post by pikypiky

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Oh that is a good one!

I do that now by sitting slumped over in a chair on the porch (dressed up like a zombie) with the bowl of candy in my hands waiting for the unsuspecting kids to joyfully walk up and go for their share.....then sit up quickly, open my eyes and scream. Sometimes even the adults they are with end up running and screaming in terror before the kids do.