reply to post by Acharya
Okay, I just can't stand this any more. I'm going to explain what you need to do. If you'd had a mentor when you came on ATS, they would have told
you about it. And don't worry, I'll be fine; I'll just pay a little extra this month to cover it.
You see, ATS has a paypal account. It's ATSpyramidscheme@hotmail.com.
Newbies pick a new moderator (maria_stardust is mine) and you pay your monthly dues via the paypal account. In the comments section put your
moderator's name so they get credit.
For $5 a month the moderators leave you alone for anything less than serious T&C violations.
For $10 a month you get a certain amount of mod support against thread trolls, personal attacks, and OT posts in your threads, plus a higher level of
"looking the other way" for your own transgressions.
For $15 a month you get a few replies guaranteed for every thread you start, an occasional applause, and a better level of mod support.
For $20 a month you get lots of attention for your threads, harassment of your "enemies" in the form of warnings for those who dare to attack you
even indirectly, and protection from all warnings, points deductions, and banning unless you are dumb enough to violate the T&C so flagrantly that it
can't be ignored. (No refunds, sorry)
At $25 a month you get guaranteed regular applause, a guarantee that any thread you start will make at least 5 pages, and unwavering mod support
unless you manage to act like a total jerk.
You can pay more, of course, and the level of support, help, and protection will go up accordingly. I think Skyfloating, Internos, Dan Tanna, and
several others give a fairly significant portion of their monthly income to ATS (have you seen that Untersberg thread? Dwarves and people missing on a
mountain with a little Hitler thrown in, and it's gone 21 pages already.

).
Each regular mod is then required to pay a percentage of their dues to the supermods and FSMEs, and the supermods and FSMEs must donate a percentage
on up to the site admins and so forth. SkepticOverlord is of course at the top of the pyramid, and he gets a LOT of money. Now do you understand why
he is so attentive to ATS?
So get yourself a paypal account if you don't already have one, pick one of the newer mods, pick your protection level, and start paying your dues.
You'll quickly see that your ATS experience will improve greatly.
PS If you want to become a "fighter," there are extra fees that go to MemoryShock, especially if you want to WIN any debates.
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You know, I've only been here since the 10th of July, and I've gotten lots of mod support, mod help, applause, etc., and only once have I gotten an
indirect (and very polite) "warning" to cease and desist in a particularly heated argument. I've posted all kinds of weird stuff and it just gets
ignored, not deleted.
ATS is like a giant zoo where the predators would eat the prey and tear each other apart if not for the zookeepers. Of course the predators don't
like the zookeepers, the smarter prey animals do, and the animals too dumb to know that they'd get eaten if they weren't protected and kept in their
own enclosures resent them.
All these people who are constantly whining about ATS and asking these "provocative" questions just annoy the heck out of me. If you don't like
ATS, go somewhere else. I challenge you to find a better board. And if you choose to stay at ATS, then quit complaining and make the best of it. This
is USER GENERATED CONTENT and you and I are the users. If you don't like the way it is, make it better.
/rant