Hello. Ask Questions. Receive Answers here. We'll do our best.

How best can i survive an alien energy weapon?

and;

How long have you guys been watching?

People say it looks odd when I let my nose hair merge right into my moustache. What do you think?

Do you have any cheat codes for this game? I'd really like to get to the end of it as soon as possible.....if you catch my drift.

Have you been known to tell the truth if it didn't further your agenda?

How many physical alien species are there in the solar system?

How many non-physical alien species are there in the solar system?

Which will come first, a false alien invasion or a real one?

How long till an asteroid of ELE proportions hits the planet?

What is the cause of synchronized earthquakes?

Does the sun have a twin and if so what is it's orbital path in time and relation to the inner solar system?

What percentage of humanity, besides 'Agency' personnel, know the truth about aliens?

How many physical alien bases reside on Earth?
How many on the Moon?
Mars?
The entire solar system?

Has the annunaki fleet arrived yet?
If not, what is the ETA?

What is buried at Oak Island?

Where is the Ark of the Covenant?

What is buried under the Sphinx?

Who built the Egyptian pyramids and how?

Are there stargates residing on the planet?

Is there an army of hybrids being kept underground until the invasion?

What are the "black eyed kids"?

Are there physical reptilians living underground?

Are there non-physical reptilians near Earth?

Is the Earth hollow?

Is the Moon hollow?

Has Phobos and Deimos, two moons of Mars, been mined recently?
What is being mined there?

How many years ahead of the general public is the technology of black ops?

How many alien vessels has the U.S. black ops been able to get a hold of?

How many remote controlled UFOs are in the black op's fleet?

Are chemicals being sprayed from planes? If so, what is the purpose?

Who perpetrated 9/11 (New York), 7/7 (London), and 3/11 (Madrid)?

How much power is required to open and maintain a dimensional doorway?

What really happened at Montauk?

What really happened with the Philadelphia experiment?

What is HAARP used for?

How bored must I be to write up all these questions knowing full well there will be no truthful answers?

Is evil winning the fight? Globally and universally? What does the future hold for the Earthlings? And please tell me something random and intriguing.

Thank you.

I have a question:

"Naughty Website alert"

meetcam.com...

Male, 25, from agrig, Australia

Am I correct?? An Alien Adult Web Cam dater?? I can't wait to see your videos man....freaky...

reply to post by username8888


Why are you asking us to ask you questions?

If you have something to tell us, why don't you just spit it out?

Why the game playing?

Were you expecting relpies like you have been getting?
Was this intentionally done to provoke a bit of much needed humor/ (If not, well done anyway)
what is your personal prefence in terms of land environ, mountain, desert, ocean, beach, air,, forest, or jungle?
And, since it was never outright stated simply assumed, are you actually alien?
I ask you this, of course, on your honor and word, meaning to you however much it may, but know that i will accept your answers as some part of truthful.

My questions is:

Have you been recently banned form Godlikeproductions, or wore out this type of thread over there and decided to mess with ATS for a change?


And with that I implore all member of ATS to IGNORE this thread and let this OBVIOUS troll die a slow death on the vine.

And before any of you blind believers say that doing to will jeopardize the ability for the real thing to present itself here in the future, a bit of common sense, reason an logic will tell you why you are wrong (if I need to spell if out, then your part of the reason Ufology is made fun of by the "normal" folk)

It is a shame that ATS t&c's mean we have to suffer this utter bunk, and MANY of us that want to say what we really think can't.

And I guess your user name is different form all the other dribble I found posted on the internet under the same name?

Sad that ATS membership has to even entertain such obvious BS that makes us all look like ignorant fools by association. It seems that forums like this have become nothing but a conduit to propel the stereotype that we are all a bunch of loons. Sad that so many are more than willing to back that stereotype up.


[edit on 5-5-2008 by IgnoreTheFacts]

reply to post by Enthralled Fan


But i like game's G-D damn it !

Take care.

Regards
Lee

reply to post by username8888


OK 8888, having read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is the answer to everything really 7?

If it's not 7 then what is the answer?

If you don't know the answer do you know who does?

When will First Contact happen? When will humanity be invited into the galactic version of the UN? (ok so i watched too many star trek epsiodes but hey it's fun!) Will ailens step in and stop us using our most dangerous toys ie nukes? Are any of our world govts infiltrated by ailens for better or worse?

Has anyone noticed that he has been offline since last night? He's probably at work right now.

If you are really an alien, then post a video of yourself (or yourselves) holding up a paper with ATS written on it.

I don't think the poster admitted to being an alien. He/She may be terrestrial, but has access to information that we would like to hear.

Maybe an area 51 employee, or a top-secret government scientist. The 'we' could just mean the group of people who are trying to bring forth disclosure.

Just throwing that out there. The TS needs to respond.

IgnoreTheFacts,

Your theory isn't completely sound. Entertaining bunk on a forum does not cause Ufology ridicule. The community has been ridiculed from the beginning, long before forums were even invented. It's a product of MSM programming. Plus the ridiculer gets that extra feeling of superiority to all the moonbats. Nice how that works.

But, in the spirit of bunk and to balance my other post, here are some further inquiries.

As a recent Mod is quoted to have said, "A little levity is good".


So Mr. OP, please answer the following questions that have plagued the TV viewing audiences for decades...

Got Milk?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Where's the Beef?

Have you driven a Ford lately?

Dude, where's my car?

Do you have the bunny inside?

Is it live, or is it Memorex?

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Can you hear me now?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Do you... Yahoo!?

Where do you want to go today?

Where's the cream filling?

Did somebody say...McDonald's?

What's In Your Wallet?

Are you in good hands?

Who wears short shorts?

How do you handle a hungry man?

Why ask why?

WASSSSSUP?!

Originally posted by username8888

*We will not tell you what exactly what to ask or what we can answer.

When will you be back to "not" tell us this stuff?

*We will only post in this thread.

When?

*The more specific the question the less likely it will be answered.

Ok, approximately when will you be back?


Rush

Originally posted by username8888
We can see why many of you are so intrigued by this website. Only after a few minutes we bookmarked many threads for further reading.

Many are getting close to being marginally accurate to our suprise.

Which ones ?

Sorry can't resist.

So you are a we, is that the royal we a multiple personality in one individual or along the lines of a crowd ?

As the subject says, Ask Questions. Receive Answers here.

I like that offer it sounds promising

*We will not tell you what exactly what to ask or what we can answer.

Fair enough I guess I can find out.

*We will only post in this thread.

Promise ?

*The more specific the question the less likely it will be answered.

Ah..well now see this is where our working relationship starts to stumble.

*The shorter the questions the better. Time is not a privilege for any of us.

Oh I see you have not mastered the time thing yet then ?

But in the interests of short and non specific questions here is mine:

WHY ?

Originally posted by itisibrian
Has anyone noticed that he has been offline since last night? He's probably at work right now.

If you are really an alien, then post a video of yourself (or yourselves) holding up a paper with ATS written on it.

Since last night he might be busy fixing the inter galaxy answering machine. Hope to see him around with all answers. Lol such a waste of time and energy.

[edit on 5-5-2008 by Enceladus]

Does OxyClean really clean as well as the bearded man in the commercial claims?

Originally posted by username8888
*The more specific the question the less likely it will be answered.

So in general, expect no useful information to be passed on at this time.

reply to post by roadgravel


Nail on the head.

That's like saying: "Ask me anything that I can answer without actually knowing anything".

Is this all I have to do to get a 300 page thread on ATS?