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reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 03:20 AM by Gemwolf
Let's try not to wander too far from the Forum Topic when asking questions...

Thank you.



reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 04:06 AM by SystemiK
reply to post by Gemwolf



Sorry bout that Gemwolf, I'll be more direct to the topic at hand....



Are you using an Intergalactic Wireless Router to connect to ATS or did you have to actually travel to earth and access our internet directly?

Are your spaceships equipped with wiper blades to sweep the space dust from the "windshield"?

Have you ever witnessed a cat in weightless conditions? If so, do you have any video that you could upload to YouTube?

When mutilating cows, why do you aliens never remove the tenderloin? (It's by far the most tasty part of a cow, you should really try it sometime).

Our world's governments have been involved in an ongoing and deliberate coverup regarding purported visits to the moon. Could you please put this issue to rest by going up there and carving off a slice of the cheese for all to see?

I have many more questions but I don't want to take up too much of your time, I'm sure you and your co-aliens are very busy.

Thanks.


reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 04:56 AM by Gemwolf
reply to post by morthn1waytoskinacat



Please see my post above. Try and keep to the topic (and do so without insulting your fellow members). I know it's hard in cases like these, but let's try and give everyone a fair chance...


reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 05:39 AM by Enceladus
reply to post by username8888



Okay, here we have a surprised alien in ATS with lots of book marked threads for further readings and is ready to answer our questions? Great to have you here Mr/Ms. Alien. Only one question: Can you please tell us, which are those book marked threads?

Thanks in advance.


reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 05:48 AM by jasonjnelson
Originally posted by SystemiK
reply to
post by Gemwolf





Have you ever witnessed a cat in weightless conditions? If so, do you have any video that you could upload to YouTube?


this is truthfully, the funniest mental image I have ever experienced. Thank you.

And I love that my Dominos thread is getting verbal play here.

Is there a chance that you will tell me when the next "big" incident will be?









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