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Proof that Paris Hilton is a robot

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posted on May, 4 2008 @ 12:26 AM
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I thought this was pretty funny.




posted on May, 4 2008 @ 12:40 AM
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Looks like a Paris malfunction.



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 12:48 AM
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She's too young for botox, yeah, I vote robot, with limited facial positioning abilities.



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 12:38 PM
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all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?

this girl IS NOT attractive...



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 12:49 PM
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I'm with ya.

Soooooo many MUCH more pretty girls than she.

She's about a 6/10.



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 01:09 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous
all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?



I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting


She looks like one of my friends from Dubai actually.. She was better than Paris though.. Cuter and could actually hold a conversation..Even though she was Russian(Language barrier.. Not saying Russians are thickies
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posted on May, 4 2008 @ 02:14 PM
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She actually looks like a sweet little old lady if you ask me, but I don't think little old ladies make home videos using night vision technology.


She is famous because the media has shoved her down our throats.
They try to convince us the public "she is famous, you will accept her as a celebrity" and we just say "OK".
It's like some sort of mind control if you think about it, and it's very similar to what Darren Brown does with Neural Linguistic Programming.

So in regards to this thread, she may indeed by a experimental "robot" of some sort, the fact that the animated GIF shows her many times in the same pose may say something.



posted on May, 23 2008 @ 03:14 PM
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Originally posted by Karlhungis



I thought this was pretty funny.


pmsl



posted on May, 23 2008 @ 03:36 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous
all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?


There are four levels of "attractive" for me, and all equally important. Looks are one, brains are another, spirit is another, and class is another. She's physically attractive to me. Regarding the other three she's not attractive.

Peace


[edit on 23-5-2008 by Dr Love]



posted on Jul, 27 2008 @ 05:19 AM
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how she considered a celebrity? she really has not accomplished anything in life. I really hate hate women like this and what is worse when I see girls as young as 9 and 10 wanting to be like Paris Hilton it makes my blood boil.



posted on Jul, 27 2008 @ 02:39 PM
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Just as i suspected, really though, i never noticed that before.
must be her best side or something.


Yeah i have seen better looking for sure, but that doesnt negate the fact that i would tap it senseless .



posted on Jul, 27 2008 @ 02:49 PM
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She does the same pose because her left all is all jacked up...




lazy eye ftl.



posted on Jul, 27 2008 @ 03:03 PM
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oh yeah,

just had a look, apparently her mother has a lazy eye aswell.


[edit on 27/7/2008 by Omega85]



posted on Aug, 7 2008 @ 08:53 AM
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apparently druids issued a press conference of how intolerable it was for john mccain to compare barrack obama to the reptilian overlord. i was impressed because mcain was all physically fit and had all his clothes starched.



posted on Aug, 16 2008 @ 02:48 AM
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if this was true then we have all truly died and gone to heaven if we cna go and pick up apris hilton robots. NOt only does she stand for perfection in beauty but she can make anything look hot. did you see that hideous bathing suit she wore in that commercial about McCain, she made even that piece of gypsy trash look good.



posted on Aug, 18 2008 @ 01:49 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic



she looks like a damn ostrich.




posted on Aug, 18 2008 @ 02:05 AM
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I agree. Also I’ve been thinking she’s getting sexier as she ages. IMO she’ll probably reach her sexiness-peak in her 40’s.



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