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Domino's alien conspiracy, we are being warned...

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posted on May, 4 2008 @ 04:21 PM
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Domino's pizza is CGI



Fig-1 - Analysis of the alleged Pizza


There are obvious marks of CGI all over the alleged pizza.
The strikes clearly visible in the negative image indicates a "cut & paste" work, while the alleged cheese, most likely polyurethane, has been added to the alleged pizza in post processing.

Fig-2 - Comparison between a genuine Pizza and the faked one

The analysis confirms the hoax: the polyurethane has been added in post-processing.

Conclusion:

Domino's pizza is 100 % CGI.


[edit on 4/5/2008 by internos]




posted on May, 4 2008 @ 05:20 PM
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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!

This has literally made me laugh out loud


Internos, this is your BEST work yet!!! LMAO!

Give this man a raise!


LMAO funny!



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 05:27 PM
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Thank you so much for stopping by. This is now officially my best thread to date. I am LITERALLY laughing my arse off.

Thank you for proving this is a hoax, as I was worried about leading too many people on.

Now this is why I joined ATS!

So are you saying this is compared to NY pizza, or Italian Pizza? Remember the aforementioned FYGFNY scale. (farther you go from New York)

[edit on 4-5-2008 by jasonjnelson]



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 06:09 PM
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Originally posted by jasonjnelson
reply to post by prevenge
 


Thats funny. I put in my two cents on that thread. Some people tried to deny that it even existed, but guess what, I saw it when I was in the Marines. And they are not just referring to "ufos" as unidentified flying crap, they also refer to not making impromptu "contact" with biological or intelligent entities. So all of those who think they are just referring to foreign satellites are DEAD WRONG.


cna you go into a bit more detail about that?

you saw the manual? or you saw a marines manual?

what did it say about making contact... did it say do NOT make impromptu contact?
as in.. "stay out of their way with whatever they're doing"?

thanks

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posted on May, 4 2008 @ 06:24 PM
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I have a gut feeling that you are actually working for Pizzahut, and is a disinfo agent trying to confuse the ATS community!



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 06:32 PM
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It is a firefighters manual, for dealing with all sorts of actual disasters. They happened to have a chapter dealing with this subject. It said that it was a FACT that there will again be contact. There are at least three threads related to this topic. The point was, that yes, if there were contact, that you should leave them the heck alone, as you don't want to start an incident, outbreak yada, yada, yada.



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 06:39 PM
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Is there a link between Flying Saucer Pie Company in Houston and Domino's? Here's my thoughts.


Domino’s Pizza began in 1960 when Tom Monaghan and his brother James bought "Dominick's Pizza", a small pizzeria in Ypsilanti, Michigan.
The deal was secured by a $75 down payment and the brothers borrowed $500 to pay for the store. Eight months later, James quit the partnership and traded his half of the business to Tom for a used Volkswagen Beetle. With Tom as the sole owner of the company, Dominick's Pizza became Domino's Pizza.


Flying Saucer Pie was founded in 1967.


In 1968, a fire destroyed the company headquarters and commissary.


This is the point that the domino's empire got rolling. I suspect the 30 minute delivery first came about because of the use of the pie company's flying saucers in delivery. The 30 minute time frame was a lock.

The partnership between the companies eventually fell apart and drivers with cars entered took over the delivery service. The separation was partly fueled by the downturn in the pizza's popularity causing the pie company to distance itself rather than have its products suffer in reputation.



Pie

[edit on 5/4/2008 by roadgravel]



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 07:37 PM
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Originally posted by Umbrax

Originally posted by jasonjnelson


So are we being prepped?


How does a UFO delaying your pizza prep us for anything?



That is the funniest thing i've ever read on ATS I cant stop laughing...made my day



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 08:45 PM
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huh? you are sure you can not access that site? that would be the first time I hear websites in China are blocked outside China



posted on May, 4 2008 @ 10:34 PM
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There might be something wrong, because I have a Mac. I would love some screen shots though!



posted on May, 5 2008 @ 04:27 PM
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My gut says it is nothing but a joke. It is to subtle to be anything else and Domino's has no reason to be involved in anything relating to the UFO side of life. Looking at all the symbols, it just appears that someone has a funny bone and is seeing who really pays attention.



posted on May, 7 2008 @ 08:42 PM
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i dont know if you guys noticed but the pizza hut logo the top part is clearly a grey ship from orion here look for yourself





here is the modified version using MS PAINT (im trained in many levels of paint)



clearly you can see that the logo is actually a disk ship speeding across the earths ground.

I think we might be onto something here.
Im not sure who owns pizza hut but they very well could be feeding us for the aliens this article greatly disturbs me and could possible just be one piece of the puzzle

PDF LINK TO ARTICLE

Last month, The Milkweed detailed how
Pizza Hut restaurants illegally claim to use “Mozzarella”
cheese on certain menu items, when in
fact, Pizza Hut’s salt, starch and water-laden
“Pizza Cheese” does not conform to FDA standards
of identity for Mozzarella.


The 900 ppm of Polydimethylsiloxane in
Leprino’s “Pizza Cheese” that Pizza Hut puts on
its pizzas is 90 times FDA’s legal limit for indirect
residues of that chemical in food products.


not trying to take away from topic but clearly there is an all encompassing pizza conspiracy to say the least.

the crust thickens!

[edit on 7-5-2008 by 911fnord]

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posted on May, 7 2008 @ 11:18 PM
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You are on to an excellent point there.... Maybe the aliens are using these chains to reconstruct our DNA. Makes us plumper and stuff... Maybe this is why they had to abduct so many cows. To figure out this whole "cheese" thing...



posted on May, 9 2008 @ 05:09 PM
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UFO CASE FILE: 156468-745564-P: “Lost Time”

October 2007 – Texas

5:25 PM: Upon returning home from work one Friday afternoon, I found myself confronted with a craving for a pizza. I placed an order with a nearby Pizza Hut for one large, deep dish Canadian bacon with black olives and red onions. I was quoted the usual 30-45 minute delivery time. Content with that ETA, I sat back and prepared myself for deliciousness.

6:45 PM: With an empty stomach and a craving for pizza still in my palette, I call up Pizza Hut and inquire as to the status of my delivery. I am placed on hold. I notice that it is shaping up to be a clear evening, with very little wind, and high visibility.

6:55 PM: I tire of being on hold, hang up, and call again. I ask to speak to the manager. I am placed on hold again.

7:05 PM: I get someone who is not the manager. They tell me the manager will call me back in a few minutes.

7:15 PM: Frustrated, I redial Pizza Hut and ask for the manager. Finally, the manager picks up and I am told that the pizza could not be delivered because no one was at the address on file. I explain to him that both my girlfriend and I have been home all evening waiting for my order, and that no-one knocked on my door in that time, and that no one called my home number to verify my order. The manager tells me he will send a driver out immediately to deliver my pizza. Disgruntled, I tell him I’m not paying full price and we settle for half price on the order (though I still feel that was a rip-off).

7:45 PM: (approximately 30 min. – the standard time to cook and deliver a pizza order) My pizza arrives. The delivery guy tries to charge me full price. I give him half price and no tip. I sit down and take a bite of my pizza, and almost crack a tooth on an olive seed from the canned, supposedly pitted olives on it. Somewhere inside...I cry.


POPULAR THEORIES:

1: The first pizza delivery guy was abducted by aliens. He was never heard from again, and my original pizza was enjoyed by advanced beings from another world...who are dicks.

2: My girlfriend and I were abducted by aliens and suffered “lost time” due to traveling at the speed of light. Therefore, we were not at home to hear the pizza guy knock. We were most likely “forced” to engage in wild and satisfying sexual activities which we, unfortunately, do not remember, for the sake of the aliens’ research and/or entertainment.

3: Both I, my girlfriend, and the pizza delivery guy were abducted by aliens and suffered “lost time” due to traveling at the speed of light. We were most likely forced to engage in wild and rotisserie-like sexual activities which we, fortunately, do not remember, for the sake of the aliens’ research and/or entertainment. The pizza delivery guy stayed with the aliens because he was cool with them, and my original pizza was enjoyed by advanced beings from another world...who are dicks.

MORE CONVENTIONAL EXPLANATIONS:

1: Swamp gas temporarily ignited a weather balloon.

2: My girlfriend & I’s ears popped at the very moment the pizza guy knocked, rendering us temporarily deaf and unable to hear him. Defeated and depressed, the pizza guy ate my pizza, and didn’t care.

3: The bastards at Pizza Hut never made my order, and realizing their mistake, tried to hurry up and make the pizza while I was on hold, and blame their screw-up on me not being home somehow.

4: Instead of delivering my pizza, the pizza guy spent the time picking up some more shrooms from his dealer, then went back to work claiming I wasn’t home. The manager then allowed everyone working to eat my pizza (as that is what often happens with unclaimed orders at pizza places). When I finally called looking for my order, the manager tried to stall for time by avoiding me and putting me on hold. He then tried to rush my order to make it look like they had not eaten my pizza, but once I refused to pay full price took his sweet time and made sure there was an olive pit in there for flavor.




posted on May, 9 2008 @ 06:36 PM
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What a Fantastic post. I had thought there was all that could be taken from this thread, and then, BAM!! right there. Nice.



posted on May, 9 2008 @ 07:02 PM
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This the funniest thread I have seen to date.....you guys are cracking me up


It's good to see humor here once in a while...with all of the depressing stuff in the world.Reminds us we are still human.


Maybe this has something to do with it.

www.youtube.com...

[edit on 9-5-2008 by CaptGizmo]



posted on May, 9 2008 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by jasonjnelson
reply to post by IchiNiSan
 


There might be something wrong, because I have a Mac. I would love some screen shots though!


You are sure it is your Mac's problem? Maybe when you have eaten your CGI Domino pizza it made you think you can not access a public unblocked Chinese video site, so you will never see any UFO videos ever again?



posted on May, 9 2008 @ 07:36 PM
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Very cool


Now, aside from it being late, and the pizza being cold, how would one know with out conscious recall?

I guess if the pizza guy was walking kinda funny



posted on May, 9 2008 @ 08:42 PM
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ou guys are killing me, lol.... So what's going on with this foot and mouth thing? got it under control? Sorry about the kiddies though, sad...



posted on May, 15 2008 @ 01:28 AM
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you're not yet done being prepped yet. They'll reintroduce thamselves to manking soon with this movie...but it will be the story they want you to know..not the whole truth about whats going on behind the scenes.

www.1anunnaki.com...

You're already being desensitized to whats coming in the future with all the disaster movies being shown to the public like 'Armageddon', 'Deep Impact' and the Day after Tomorrow', to mention just a few. Its how the Govt. exposes these concepts to us all without causing panic. Consider it natural selection..those who prepare will survive, while those who shrug it off and go blindly on their way dont deserve to live.
The day is coming and you'll see
that all these things must surely be.

When oceans rise and men shall drown
and stars up high come falling down.

Survivors have no place to turn
and all the cities flood or burn.

Back to back you all must fight
to keep supplies, you must hold tight

for starving gangs of homeless men
will rob and steal, and plunder, then

will kill you for a single meal
while no remorse their hearts will feel.

Into the mountains you must flee
when all these things shall come to be

and Dragon soars across the sky
and many people thereof die

the earth will tilt upon its side
and shaking earth will be our ride.

Winds, the surface they will sweep
and many hiding souls shall weep

for all they've known has come to die
the world in ruin shall surely lie.

But rebuilding will begin anew
and all survivors surely view

the time for peace we all shall see
Gaia shakes man off...just like a flea.

A new start will begin and then
all things will be...as they should've been.

so live in peace and harmony
patience, love unconditionally.

For when rebuilding starts, the meek,
they are the ones the Teachers seek.

Some will scoff and close their eyes.
The rest of you, just watch the skies.



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