Another Freestyle thread?

Originally posted by ADVISOR
Who said it wasn't going to be done in the chat still? I just posted since everyone isn't together. Once the crew is rounded up, we can discuss the finer points of rules and location.

I guess this thread is the check in counter.

You heard it from the man himself.

If you want to be a participant in the freestyle tournament, then please let us know in this thread ASAP. I want to see new wounds soon!

Edited to add: Here's a list of members that have shown interest in participating.

Loki
Colonel
Tetsuo-51
Saphronia
The Real Deal
Lysergic
insite
Sector Gaza
Trickmastertrick
Jeffrey
m0rbid
enomus

Let me know if I've overlooked you.

[Edited on 3/3/2004 by Bangin]

I'll do it again.

And since everyone else posted something I might as well...

Comin like a Neutron Bomb, bon voyage
Keepin it skilled not posting hodge podge
Like many other members
Thinkin like contenders, but instead of rhymes crashin its like fender benders
Damn, on the spot, heres the shot
Not, shootin blanks but not fillin cups
You all must be kiddin, or at least not spittin
Your #s calculated like pythagorean theorum
Now you can hear em, comin up like a copter
Lyrical blades split you in fours like a doctor

A little rusty, but its been a while...

Originally posted by Bangin

Originally posted by ADVISOR
Who said it wasn't going to be done in the chat still? I just posted since everyone isn't together. Once the crew is rounded up, we can discuss the finer points of rules and location.

I guess this thread is the check in counter.

You heard it from the man himself.

If you want to be a participant in the freestyle tournament, then please let us know in this thread ASAP. I want to see new wounds soon!

i'm down.

insite, i'll be back for you after 5!

Tight insite Tight...

Like yer babys momma
creatin drama
better get a blood test
make sure you tha fatha
been up in her 8 or 9 times
but hay you right only cost a dime
but I couldve got it for nada
but shes broke
spendin all her money on coke
your kids becoming
the but end of a joke
runnin around with one shoe
and one sock
meanwhile yer bitch
is trickin for cock
better come strapped
what a mac-10 no glock
better get lyserges mom
to help you on with yer jock
come at me harder bitch
with yer next rhyme
i got you in da scope of my tech 9
aimed to shoot
whatcya know about rhymin and loops
sounds like yer # is ghost written by snoop
its been done before
im showin ya the door
better make a wise decision
or ill operate on you like a circumcision
So Im a snitch
like you richie rich
but I get more money
for pimpin your bitch
Trickmastertrick makin it look
like a cinch.

Oh Goddam Advisor
you aint wiser
Go and wear visor
I'll make this short
while Advisor snorts
Some # the shouldnt
Rappin? i knew he couldnt





Seems like i a little rusty

Yes this is all fun and insults should not be taken seriously, I don't know what the policy would be on language, but if I have to hit it up like Will Smith, I will

Will Smith biatch he is gay.

Ok TRD checking in...

I'll come FASTER then a TORNADO, more power then a HURRICAN til ya call me MASTER
PAIN,HURT,DEATH will COME TO YOU it's HORRIBLE, i'ma make you a NATURAL DISASTER

I dont ROCK 22s i rock a 33 CALIBER with HOLLOW TIPS
Gun COCKED and PRESSED ON your LIPS

SPITING FLAMES HOTTER then LAVA you COMING IN actin like a FIRE FIGHTER
Im an UNCONTROLABLE HEAT, keeping you CONTAINED like a POCKET LIGHTER
Talking on CRAIG(David), i'll put a SHOTGUN TO YOUR CHEST, and 'FILL YOU IN'
Not in JAIL but all i really need is tha 2 BARS Id KILL YOU IN.

Whats with all the block letters TRD?? LOL

Originally posted by drunk
Whats with all the block letters TRD?? LOL

I don't know i think i got a attack of the Springer!

Huh? attack of the Springer.

Originally posted by drunk
Huh? attack of the Springer.

Lol yeah Springer writes with his caps lock stuck down.

The Real Deal
you might have a better chance
pickin a fight with holyfield
looks like you in a dilema
a worse case than influenza
sars, monkey pox, mad cow
im giving you the chance to back down.
... right now

dont overlook the message
you need a lesson
to enter this profession
maybe cliffs got some notes
dont swallow em all
cuz you might choke
im puttin you on the ropes
ala rope a dope
don't blame the smoke
if you cant see me commin
hitten you from every angle
no frontin
maybe vanilla ice has a job for ya
at the right price, maybe your life
nah thats mine
cuz in do time
ill be breakin down yer rhymes
file them in see ya later
its over
enter the agitator

Drunk,
ya better come up with a better antidote
it seems like you and alcohol just cant cope
bottle in one hand the other performin masturbation
im droppin you off now, hey theres the station
go get on that train
dont let it derail
there might be somethin else for ya
to go out and fail
maybe sumthin later on in life
but be careful i might take your wife
just ask insight about his strife
hes hidin with osama
nowhere to be found
wheres the comeback kid
your nowhere around

Originally posted by TrickmastertricK

come at me harder bitch
with yer next rhyme
i got you in da scope of my tech 9

Hell yeah dude, that's sick. Im coming to shut you down after Chapelle. Oh and thanks:

sounds like yer # is ghost written by snoop

Nice TrickmasterTrick

I put it to you
Trick your're though
Your rhymes are slow
HAHA trying to steal da show
Dont make me laugh
Now get off you're arse
You cant get it outta your head
That your bitch is in my bed
That's why you ran out the back door
Cos you realised that your wife is a fat whore.

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got nuttin but time

Drunk the show stopper
dad a wannabe copper
got his leg stuck in
the back of a chopper
harley davidson crazy insane
go look in tha mirror
your about to get mamed
call my name Trickmastertrick
your girls right here
all up on my dick
loose lips too
enough room to drive
a tank through
you got my girl
better look again
I gave yer mom your new address
whatchya think about that then
incest is great when you dont know
oh by the way yer moms a ho
dont try to spit out any
therical lyrical abstract crap
yer blowin over the legal limit
and thats that

You rhyme like a bitch
I am gonna blast your ass into a ditch
I told ya before
Maybe u forget the score
This ryhmes gonna hit u wher it hurts
Look, youre wearing gayass silk shirt
My dad is a copper is that what you think
Well your guess really stinks.

Bigger than biggie not skinny like squiggie
bitches like will smith gettin jiggy jiggy
chingy chingy right thurr right thurr
all froed out like reruns hair
I got no hope, lifes a joke
sick and tired someone pull the rope
get me off stage i gots much rage
time to go out like the bubonic plague
hit me with sumthin anything you want
damn go ahead hit me with yer girls
a fraud turned from a man to a broad
check the score now bitch like oh my gawd
respect the one that put you in check
better go out and study inspectah-deck

Dribble and drabble
All you do is babble
The # you just said
went str8 to my head
didnt understand a word
maybe you'r just munchin on a turd
Stay off the stuff that your on
Cos its making me look like da bomb
that dropped a whole lotta whippin
Be prepared cos ya ship has come in.