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My friend says this is his best pickup line...

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posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 05:51 PM
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him: hey hows it goin

her: good you

him: good blah blah blah (talk about politics or something)

her: blah blah

him: hey do you like ice skating

her: its okay

him: well i think you and me and my girlfriend should go ice skating sometime. would you wanna do that

her: uhh i dunno

him: well you can think about it later but i genuinely want to be your friend you seem like a cool person. *pulls out phone* whats your phone number




then he calls her up and says "my girlfriend doesnt have a problem with me making a new friend but she doesnt feel like ice skating with us. but we dont have to go ice skating me and you can go do something else fun or whatever up to you girl"

then he does something alone with the girl and has sex with her first date, without her ever finding out that he doesnt have a girlfriend


do you guys think this would work?

do girls really so easily have sex with guys who say they have a girlfriend?




posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 07:45 PM
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You should ask your friend if he's ever tried it. It's deceitful and manipulative. Probably wouldn't even work.

[edit on 30/4/2008 by Nyorai]



posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 08:22 PM
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The moment I finished reading the "pick-up line," I thought the same thing.

Just do what Derren Brown does.




posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 08:54 PM
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he does it all the time and he has sex with tons of chicks

i asked him how he does it and he says he just tell girls he meets on the street that he has a girlfriend and he just wants to be friends with her. and said he tries to act like he has a girlfriend. he said it doesnt work just telling the girl you have a girlfriend, you have to act like you have a girlfriend because if you dont act right the girl will know that you are lying. like you ignore her and dont give her any attention at all and she will think you are giving that attention to your girlfriend instead and it will make her jealous then on the first date he said most girls always have sex with you.

[edit on 30-4-2008 by Ranma_Saotome]



posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 09:07 PM
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I think it has more to do with the fact that your friend just knows how to pick up girls who are willing to put out on the first date, rather than his pick up line.
There are lots of them just looking for a one nighter nowadays. Tis not just a guy thing anymore.
You may think it is the girls that are getting played, but we can all be players in the game.
I don't think a lot of men give us credit. Do you really think we are stupid, blind? Think we don't know what you want? Think we don't want the same thing with no intention of ever seeing you again?
You boys underestimate women completely.
My 2 pennies.



posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 09:41 PM
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yeah but girls wont have sex with guys they arent attracted to

girls basically have their pick

what can a guy do to make the girl pick him



posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 11:24 PM
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Just remember that everything Derren Brown does is a trick.

Notice that both the blonde and the brunette laughed when he guessed the line.

What does that mean? Obviously they had been talking about that very thing.

So either they were plants and told to help him do this illusion, or they had suggested 'pickup lines' as a possible topic and then had a microphone or a vid camera and he heard or read their lips talking about it from a distance.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 01:50 AM
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Originally posted by Badge01
Just remember that everything Derren Brown does is a trick.


Of course.
There are some methods that may be used to acquire information or influence an individual.


Cold Reading -- Cold reading is a technique often used by mentalists, fortune tellers, psychics, and mediums to determine details about a another person in order to convince them that the reader knows much more about a subject than he or she actually does. Even without prior knowledge of a person, a practiced cold reader can still quickly obtain a great deal of information about the subject by carefully analyzing the person's body language, clothing or fashion, hairstyle, gender, sexual orientation, religion, race or ethnicity, level of education, manner of speech, place of origin, etc. [color=786cd2]Wikipedia - Cold Reading



Neuro-linguistic programming -- Neuro-linguistic programming (usually shortened to NLP) is an interpersonal communication model and an alternative approach to psychotherapy[1] that was co-created by Richard Bandler and linguist John Grinder in the 1970s. It was based on the subjective study of language, communication and personal change, in particular, through modeling three successful psychotherapists, Fritz Perls (gestalt therapy), Virginia Satir (family systems therapy), and eventually Milton H. Erickson (clinical hypnosis). [color=786cd2]Wikipedia - Neuro-linguisic programming


Derren Brown and NLP



Some of the things that he does I can't bring myself to believe possible, but a few are incredible feats of memory. Sorry to go off-topic.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 04:49 AM
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Haha! That was awesome. He could be a good marketer. Hmm... I'm going to look for ways we can be subconsciously manipulated.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 09:52 AM
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I agree with AD.

the amount of times guys have come up to me and friends trying to be smooth, its funny. They use these crap chat up lines... we smile... (let him think we are falling for it) get a few drinks, hook up like we intended to when he walked over. We have sex, have fun, he claimes he has pulled another girl with his amazing chat up lines to his friends, the girl goes home saying... that was fun...
like we are going to say:

"Ohhh my, what a charming fellow! I do hope he calls me again"

AD is completely correct... guys you are players indeed, girls are worse... the only difference is we keep it secret.

A song which made me go.. lol that is so true.

( LiL KiM )
check it
heres something i just cant understand
if a guy have 3 girlz then hes the man
he can even give her some head or sex her off
but if a girl do the same then shes a whore
but the tables 'bout to turn
i bet my fame on it
cats take my idea and put their name on it
its iight tho
u cant hold me down!
i got to keep on moving!!

Please mods take the words out if they offend.

So, Ranma_Saotome so may have been fooled, but... 9 times out of 10 they knew what was coming... ha!

Oni x x



(Just for my safety! ASALA! don't kill me.. I am just stating the obvious.. we... doesn't mean me....
!!!!!)

[edit on 1-5-2008 by Oni x x]



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 10:08 AM
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I've said this many times on the boards, I'll say it again.

the best pick up line, if you want to call it that.

Spot a girl who you like, walk up to her and say, in a rushed tone, "quick, give me your number before I change my mind"

get her number and walk away.

call her the next day (or 3 days later if you play the Swingers game) and the rest is up to you.


it isn't about a smooth pick up or some witty joke. It's about being yourself. Who wants to be with a girl who falls for a lame line? Who wants to be with a girl who is with you for being something you aren't?

when you learn the above you will learn that men (not boys) are appreciated for being themselves and treating women with respect and not treating them as a conquest.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 10:20 AM
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Originally posted by Ranma_Saotome
yeah but girls wont have sex with guys they arent attracted to

girls basically have their pick

what can a guy do to make the girl pick him


Your friends technique works for the simple fact that people want what they can't have.... or in this case making them want something they have to prove they can get. Simple.
Act like you're uninterested and most of the time THAT alone will work ... hell, I've had a helluva time tryna get men off me when I really am just not at all interested lol ironic eh ?



[edit on 1-5-2008 by ImJaded]



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
I've said this many times on the boards, I'll say it again.

the best pick up line, if you want to call it that.

Spot a girl who you like, walk up to her and say, in a rushed tone, "quick, give me your number before I change my mind"

get her number and walk away.

call her the next day (or 3 days later if you play the Swingers game) and the rest is up to you.


it isn't about a smooth pick up or some witty joke. It's about being yourself. Who wants to be with a girl who falls for a lame line? Who wants to be with a girl who is with you for being something you aren't?

when you learn the above you will learn that men (not boys) are appreciated for being themselves and treating women with respect and not treating them as a conquest.



ive tried stuff like that.

99% of girls WONT GIVE THEIR REAL NUMBER to a guy who just walks up to her and asks for it...........................


my problem is i spend too much time chasing the girl

i should just light-talk to plenty of girls, ask for their number, call her ONCE and be casual then just sit back and let her chase me if she wants me. i dunno if that would work.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by Ranma_Saotome
ive tried stuff like that.

99% of girls WONT GIVE THEIR REAL NUMBER to a guy who just walks up to her and asks for it...........................


100% success rate for me.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 12:31 PM
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That's just cause you're hot.
>DUCKS outta the thread<


Edit to add..Do you offer great tax tips if they give you their number?

>RUNS OUTTA THE THREAD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY<

[edit on 1-5-2008 by AccessDenied]



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 12:34 PM
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interesting angle to this. Of course that could be true, were it true. Sadly, I'm not so that ain't it. It's the confidence one gives off that works like some love monkey pheromones. The confidence induces the lass to give up the number before she has time to think about it rationally. Then the phone call comes and my face is not seen and I can be my normal charming, witty, modest self and the lady is hooked. Then, when she sees me, the gag reflex is minimized as her inner image of me alters her perception enough to make me less vomit swallowing ugly.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by AccessDenied
 


interesting angle to this. Of course that could be true, were it true. Sadly, I'm not so that ain't it. It's the confidence one gives off that works like some love monkey pheromones. The confidence induces the lass to give up the number before she has time to think about it rationally. Then the phone call comes and my face is not seen and I can be my normal charming, witty, modest self and the lady is hooked. Then, when she sees me, the gag reflex is minimized as her inner image of me alters her perception enough to make me less vomit swallowing ugly.

Better read my edited post..and um..god I love to say this to man..
YOU ARE WRONG!!!
Damn that felt good.



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 12:40 PM
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I don't offer tips. let's leave it at that



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 02:27 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
100% success rate for me.


Smooth man if that works for you.

I would most likely screw that line up...

"Quick! Give me your mind before I change my number! :shk:

[edit on 1-5-2008 by Alexi Humi]



posted on May, 1 2008 @ 02:29 PM
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Originally posted by Alexi Humi

"Quick! Give me your mind before I change my number! :shk:


that might actually work. let's her know you want her for her mind and not the usual




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