posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 09:46 AM
Hmmmmmmmm.......................
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. So I says to myself, Self? Why am I feelin' so funky and stuff? I can sit and do such good
thinkin' and stuff that I'm like never confused.
C'mon brain, do your thing.
Like I can think better than Einstein and stuff. He thought he was so cool with E=MC2..... Hah! I'm sayin' that E=MC4 and stuff.
Einstein thought he was so cool. Never combin' his hair, buyin' every suit the same color, walkin' around Princeton, talkin' with that really cool
accent, talkin' fancy numbers and stuff. He thought he was so superior.
I hate Einstein.
Hmmmmmm. Like why do I feel so funky and stuff?
Is it because Vivid is gonna release a newly discovered Jimi Hendrix sex tape?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm........................
Nope. That's not it. I wonder if he's playing his guitar singin' "Excuse me while I kiss the pie!" while he's with those 2 girls.............
Yep, I'm gonna have to check that out. Like I'm gonna have to do some investigatin' and stuff.
Is it like it cost's 50 bucks to get enough gas to light my grill and stuff? Hmmmmm....................
Is it because I don't have a main squeeze? Nope. Like I got that covered big time. Like everyone is jealous and stuff...............
Hmmmmmmmm...................
C'mon brain. You better be doin' some really cool thinkin' and stuff, or like I'm gonna drink a frozen super slushy really quick and freeze you
good.
Hmmmmmmmm..........................
Why do I feel so funky............... why do I feel so funky..........
Wait!
I got it! YEAH!
I'm feelin' funky 'cause a stupid spider bit me! That was one stupid spider. Like he bit me, and I smashed him on the ground. That is one squished
spider. He looks like modern artwork and stuff.
Spiders think they're so cool.
Walkin' around on 8 legs, makin' webs, eatin' flies, bitin' people and stuff.........
I hate spiders.