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Originally posted by whatukno
If you read the old testament and go into the new testament up to the book of revelations God really isn't that great of a diety. I mean sure he created everything (including satan) but dude was often really pissed off at humanity and showed this by destroying man repeatedly and getting rather pissed off
And what did Jesus do to tick god off in the first place?
So god makes Jesus, and basically creates this guy just to get slaughtered. Thanks dad. ever wonder why jesus wept? it's because he realised that god only made him to be a sacrificial lamb.
Now theres lots of other references that the big G isnt all light and love. Lets look from the beggining shall we?
God creates the garden of eden right? cool place nice stuff all the things man could want. Creates Adam out of dust. Why? cause hes cool like that, you try and make a person out of dirt see how far you get. Anywho, Adams there and god says ok dude heres your place, nice little crib here now you gotta tend it and make it pretty for me.
Adam says to god, wow man can I have like some help?
so god sends him a beaver or something. Adams like um dude the beavers cool and everything but none of these things really help me out a whole lot.
So god being cool like he is knocks Adam out and rips out a rib from his chest (thats gotta hurt) and makes Eve.
Adam likes eve, heck shes the only play the guys gonna get after all. So there they are Adam, Eve, and God chillin out in the garden. All's cool with the world right? WRONG! Remember God ain't a nice dude. So he says to Adam and Eve "ok yall, everything here is yours to have EXCEPT this cool tree over here you know the big one in the center with the neon sign above it saying DONT EAT ME DONT EAT ME! yea that one. Do me a favor and don't eat that tree and were cool alright? cause if you go munchin on that tree im gonna have to go and kill you.
So what does Eve do goes and listens to a snake. (cause I always get my advice from reptiles) Eats from the tree that god says don't eat or im gonna kill you.
and so god comes down and sees that eve and adam both have eaten from the tree. and in what will be his traditional fashion goes and evicts them from Eden.
Then we get to their kids Cain and Abel. Two little guys runnin about, Cain gets pissed cause god don't like veggies and so he wastes his little brat bro, and god comes down again and says to little Cain, dude you whacked your bro, that aint cool so what im gonna do is make you wander around the earth forever. like that don't ya ?
So Cain is sent off alone with his wife(s) who by the way are at least his sisters or cousins or whatever but I won't go into that EWW factor.
So latter on the decendants of Adam, Eve, Cain and all the other people that get birthed on this earth are hangin out doing what people do and god gets ticked off at his own sons. Really it says this. He gets pissed off cause his own kids are getting it on with human women and creating big nasty creatures called the Nephilim.
So god realises he made a error in judgement (not infallable god is) and so he decides to take out all of humanity with a lot of water. (again real nice guy here) lets Noah and his kids live. and they land on a mountain and have to start civilization all over again. So humans start building a city and a big ol tower and god says "oh no you don't" and scrambles the part of our brain that controlls language and then as an added bonus he scatteres humans all over the place cause of a tower!
Satan is hangin out not doin a whole lot, probably still pissed off for getting kicked out of heaven. Seriously we don't get a whole lot of Satans work till near to jesus's time. probably cause God is buisy doing a whole lot of killing and maiming and causing mayhem himself.
So god goes allong with his brow beating of mankind for a while, we get to moses whos own mom abandons him in a river. (nice one )
Adam and Eve walked with God in the cool of the day, in the perfect Garden. (Sound Horrible?)
PLEASE, read a Bible, BEFORE you post such drivell.
Cain and Abel KNEW what God demanded for sin. Blood. After Adam and Eve sinned, God made them clothes from animal skins, thus showing them that sacrifice and the shedding of blood is needed for attonement.
Cain was warned BY God not to kill his brother! He did it anyway, because he was jealous of Abel, not vegetables!
3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Why be enlightened by actually reading the Bible? Just make stuff up.
Originally posted by whatukno
Cain and Abel,
Cain was the one that raised fruits and veggitables, he offered up the best of his crop unto the lord, while Abel offered up the best of his flock unto the lord. The lord saw Abel's offering and it was good and took it while ignoring Cain's offering. So god didnt like veggies and Cain got pissed and wasted his brother.
Why did God forgive the sins of Abel, who brought the blood of a lamb, and did not forgive the sins of Cain, who brought vegetables and fruit? Was it because God does not like vegetables and fruit? No, that is not the reason! Why, then, did God judge Abel as righteous, and leave Cain in his sin? Here is the reason: Abel brought the sacrifice that God required, but Cain brought something else. What was it that God required so that He could forgive their sins without compromising His righteousness? He required the blood--the life--of an unblemished animal. Abel believed God and brought a blood sacrifice, just as God required. Thus, the Scripture says: "By faith Abel offered God a better sacrifice than Cain did. By faith he was commended as a righteous man, when God spoke well of his [sacrifice]." (Heb. 11:4) Abel believed God, but Cain did not believe Him.
Also god warned Adam only about the tree, Eve didnt know about the tree and the serpent probably didnt care about the tree so God screwed Eve and the serpent over by punnishing them for what they did. Heck Eve didnt know that what she was doing was wrong.
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