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Mutant squirrels invade Britain

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apc

posted on Apr, 28 2008 @ 07:29 AM
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Mutant squirrels invade Britain


www.physorg.com

The gray squirrel population throughout Britain could soon be dominated by a mutant squirrel species whose numbers are dramatically rising, researchers say.
(visit the link for the full news article)



apc

posted on Apr, 28 2008 @ 07:29 AM
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Everyone has been having problems with al-Qaida squirrels spreading fear and terrorizing entire cities by crawling in and shorting power transformers. But now a mutant army is engaged in British conquest. Fueled by testosterone these squirrels are capable of beating the acorns out of any al-Qaida squirrel they encounter. But, when all the terror squirrels are gone, where will the mutants turn to quench their thirst for blood?

Fear teh mutant squirrels.


www.physorg.com
(visit the link for the full news article)



posted on Apr, 28 2008 @ 07:47 PM
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Crikey! Look at the biceps on that critter!


He looks like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the squirrel world.

Too bad for the grey squirrels though, but it sounds like evolution/nature has dealt them a losing hand.

(Two thumbs up for finding that picture!
)

[edit on 28/4/08 by Keyhole]



posted on Apr, 28 2008 @ 09:18 PM
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So much for the eradication of rabies, eh?



posted on Apr, 28 2008 @ 11:12 PM
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It's the Animal Conspiracy !!!!!



Scoff if you will, but listen to the truth...

Semper


apc

posted on Apr, 29 2008 @ 07:44 AM
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They're spies! Of course! That's why they sit there, watching me. Watching my every move. Only coming down when I go inside, to investigate my work and report their findings. Clearly we must take them out first. Fight them in the trees before we have to fight them on the grass.



posted on Apr, 29 2008 @ 09:55 PM
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Well of course they are, didnt you know mutant squirrels were spys? Theres one in my back yard trying to listen in on all my convos.

lol



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