posted on Apr, 23 2008 @ 02:31 AM
A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went wild and attacked a young boy. The man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the
boy and choking it to death.
A reporter for the NY times comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism. He suggests the headline: New Yorker saves the life of a
"But," the man told him, "I'm not from NY."
Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
"But," the man told him, "I'm not American".
Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
"I'm from Pakistan," the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA.