posted on Apr, 21 2008 @ 09:48 PM
Heres a couple that I used back when I was young and full of it!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
But sometimes being a crass jerk is not the best way to win over someones heart.
Be perceptive and learn how to make the most of your surroundings. If you see an event that's especially funny or unusual, you can take it as an
opportunity to initiate an exchange with a woman who also saw the occurrence. Telling a joke or making a witty remark will appease any awkwardness
about the situation and you'll impress her with your ability to think on your toes.
Also every woman loves a man who knows how to tell a joke. Remember to carry yourself in a slightly arrogant manner while attempting to make her
Women love Jerks, and guys who can seem like an ass to people around him, yet come off to her like shes your queen!
Some women love the chance to be able to see a guy who is a real jerk to everyone but her!
And every now and then, just be a total jerk to her, and when the time is right, say how sorry you are, and that she is the light of the world.
Yet dont be to cheesy or romantic..
Most women dont like the ultra nice guy..
As nice guys have something they are hiding.
Us guys who come out with who we are, and thats what you get.. They respect that..
As for me, I personally love a woman who is an ultra witch!!! Dont know why, but just something that turns me on!
I guess its a passion thing..
But not a witch 24-7, but most the time is kewl with me! Its life and we all have to deal with it!
[edit on 21-4-2008 by zysin5]