Heres a couple that I used back when I was young and full of it!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Or.

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

But sometimes being a crass jerk is not the best way to win over someones heart.
Be perceptive and learn how to make the most of your surroundings. If you see an event that's especially funny or unusual, you can take it as an opportunity to initiate an exchange with a woman who also saw the occurrence. Telling a joke or making a witty remark will appease any awkwardness about the situation and you'll impress her with your ability to think on your toes.
Also every woman loves a man who knows how to tell a joke. Remember to carry yourself in a slightly arrogant manner while attempting to make her laugh.

Women love Jerks, and guys who can seem like an ass to people around him, yet come off to her like shes your queen!
Some women love the chance to be able to see a guy who is a real jerk to everyone but her!
And every now and then, just be a total jerk to her, and when the time is right, say how sorry you are, and that she is the light of the world.
Yet dont be to cheesy or romantic..
Most women dont like the ultra nice guy..
As nice guys have something they are hiding.

Us guys who come out with who we are, and thats what you get.. They respect that..

As for me, I personally love a woman who is an ultra witch!!! Dont know why, but just something that turns me on!
I guess its a passion thing..
But not a witch 24-7, but most the time is kewl with me! Its life and we all have to deal with it!

[edit on 21-4-2008 by zysin5]

...yea, did'nt think about that one!


I always seem to be the one, hiding in the corner somewhere, with my head down,
at the same time observing everyone around!

You know what gets me?
...it's when I glance up, and find a handsome man staring at me.
I want to look away but, I cant.
It's like we are hypnotizing eachother!
I usually show a lil grin, and break the contact first, then run lol!

Admittedly, approaching and trying to pick up random girls with conversation is something I still find awkward - especially with a lot of people around.

The more you try to make conversation, the more chance you have of saying something dumb and blowing it, and the more chances she has to say "No" or "I already have a bf" etc. Blah!

I prefer totally non-verbal pickups. Hit a dance floor somewhere, find a girl who's willing to dance, grind, and make out with you; kiss her and run your hands over her whole body, then lead her out of the club to a cab....

If she starts trying to talk, go "Don't talk, it'll ruin this". If she asks you your name, go "I'll tell you in the morning. Don't tell me your name or anything about you yet".

Being a jerk will get the dysfuntional one everytime.


I did a John Bradshaw weekend once and he said that if you take a room filled with 1,000 ordinary people and set one dysfunctional person in there, at one time he would have made his way to that person and that is the way that dysfunction works.

Get to know yourself really well, then try complete honesty.

Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
Admittedly, approaching and trying to pick up random girls with conversation is something I still find awkward - especially with a lot of people around.

The more you try to make conversation, the more chance you have of saying something dumb and blowing it, and the more chances she has to say "No" or "I already have a bf" etc. Blah!

that's why you approach with the opener I mentioned on page 1.

Then you can disqualify her. That's where you disqualify the girl as a potential romantic interest. It sounds counterintuitive but trust me it works. It's basically a psychological tactic that gets them to want to chase you. Like for example if you're chatting up a blondy, tell her you've only ever dated brunettes. And just leave it as a vague statement like that. It will leave her wondering what you meant, and keeps her guessing if you like her or not.

there are tons of other disqualifiers to use. Always remember, these are never meant to be insulting and should be delivered in a playful manner.

I've always had a good amount of success with women. There is no real secret. Just be honest, be sincere and (something most people miss) give the woman the attention she deserves.

Originally posted by Givenmay
...that tickled my fancy, sounded kinda sxc, I like!

Hmmn, might have to try it sometimes!

...only in my dreams, maybe!

Where do you live, Givenmay?

Somewhere close by, I hope!

Originally posted by thehumbleone
Then you can disqualify her. That's where you disqualify the girl as a potential romantic interest. It sounds counterintuitive but trust me it works. It's basically a psychological tactic that gets them to want to chase you.

Eeeeeeeeeeek.

Be really, really, really careful with this push/pull stuff.

I've had some very bad experiences with push/pull - like creating STALKERS.

Don't do it, humbleone! It's devastating, plain and simple.

Ignore all these guys who preach the "don't show or admit interest" and "neg" stuff.

It's perfectly OK to let your sexual interest show - as long as you give her CHOICE and you back off if your interest isn't reciprocated.

A lot of girls - a LOT of girls - like it when you show a healthy appreciation for their sweet bods

as a general rule i'd say just be confidant be yourself and for god's sake don't sit and bug her the whole time, just let her be herself, be yourself and chill things will go your way if she likes you if not just deal eh?

-the king

P.S. btw bad idea to randomly grope a girl at a club, worst punch in the face ive gotten i swear she had to have been a boxer or something!

Originally posted by MrdDstrbr

Originally posted by Givenmay
...that tickled my fancy, sounded kinda sxc, I like!

Hmmn, might have to try it sometimes!

...only in my dreams, maybe!

Where do you live, Givenmay?

Somewhere close by, I hope!

...hehe, I dunno, you have to find that out for yoursef!

I'm closing my curtains now, getting a lil paranoid!

"I never kid" he says with tounge in cheek.
Good girl