A Quiz..Just for fun.

Hi, my name is: Jennifer

Never in my life have I been: Depressed

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Erin

High school: Yes

When I'm nervous: I get hives on my neck & chest

The last song I listened to was: New soul by Yael Naim

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: Tani

My hair is: very thick

When I was 5: I was going to marry my daddy when I grew up

Last Christmas: is a muted memory

I should be: meaner

When I look down I see: my new blue slippers

The happiest recent event was: a job promotion

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Phoebe...

By this time next year: I'll be sick of winter & ready for summer again

My current gripe is: when my daughter steals my bath towel

I have a hard time understanding: stuck up people- why?

There's this girl I know that: compliments my personality, she's my best friend.

You know I like you when: I don't avoid you

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my son

The thing I want to buy: a beach house

If you spent the night at my house: I would go out of my way to make sure you were comfortable

I'd stop my wedding if: there was infidelity

The world could do without: so much negativity

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have my blood drawn or get a shot.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: new clothes

Most recent thing someone else bought me: lunch

My middle name is: Lynn

In the morning I: procrastinate too much

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: None

Once, at a bar: underage, got caught with a fake ID

Last night I was: happy to see both of my kids at the same time

There's this guy I know who: thinks I walk on water

If I was an animal I'd be: a lazy one

Tomorrow I am: starting a new project

Tonight I am: doing laundry

My birthday is: May 20.

Hi, my name is: Adamiskthespacepirateking XD (long eh?)

Never in my life have I been: high (just plain stupid if ye ask me)

The one person who can drive me nuts is: me best friend

High school:junior year eh

When I'm nervous: i have to fidget with something

The last song I listened to was: Fake it, by seether on the album finding beauty in negative spaces

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: watashiwa brandon des!!!

My hair is: soon to be blonde with dark orange highlights

When I was 5: bad memories a no-no

Last Christmas: i sat at home with my dad and bro and ate HAM!!!

I should be: sleeping i mean hell what's it midnight?

When I look down I see: my pants?

The happiest recent event was: just being able to see my friends

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: never seen it

By this time next year: hope to be graduating, but with my grades not likely

My current gripe is: i hate life?

I have a hard time understanding: stupid people

There's this girl I know that: will never notice me

You know I like you when: i give you a personal nickname

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: watashiwa brandon des!!!

The thing I want to buy: a car eh

If you spent the night at my house: uhh be ready to be bored outta your mind?

I'd stop my wedding if: my friends thought it was a bad idea.

The world could do without: hatred eh

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the underbelly of SO, XDDD

Most recent thing I've bought myself: ipod yo

Most recent thing someone else bought me:glasses eh

My middle name is: Adam yo

In the morning I: wake up eh

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: mice yo

Once, at a bar: under 21 yo

Last night I was: sick outta my mind (had food poisoning) eh

There's this guy I know who: everyone hates yo

If I was an animal I'd be: a fox eh

Tomorrow I am: going to school followed by work followed by sleep then repeat yo

Tonight I am: doing this quiz then sleep time eh

My birthday is: april 2 yo

-the king

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Hi, my name is: pik.

Never in my life have I been: to the moon.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: my mom.

High school: was boring.

When I'm nervous: I stammer.

The last song I listened to was: ‘Funiculì, Funiculà’.

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: no one.

My hair is: cut short and basic black.

When I was 5: I played the piano.

Last Christmas: all I got was money.

I should be: happy.

When I look down I see: my feet.

The happiest recent event was: smiling.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: N/A (I never once watched this crap!)

By this time next year: I’d be way over the hill.

My current gripe is: being me.

I have a hard time understanding: people.

There's this girl I know that: annoys me.

You know I like you when: I smile.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: no one.

The thing I want to buy: is a new set of wheels.

If you spent the night at my house: I’d get bored.

I'd stop my wedding if: I had a good reason.

The world could do without: me.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: your fat behind.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: a browser book for web designers.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: were soap and bath products.

My middle name is: sans.

In the morning I: scream ‘NO’!

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: bees.

Once, at a bar: I got drunk.

Last night I was: dancing with a bunch of old folks from my local church.

There's this guy I know who: needs a piece of my mind!

If I was an animal I'd be: a busy bee.

Tomorrow I am: me.

Tonight I am: me.

My birthday is: near X-mas day.

Hi, my name is: A name that means 'happy, or joyous'

Never in my life have I been: On a ship

The one person who can drive me nuts is: My niece

High school: No

When I'm nervous: I talk too much about nothing

The last song I listened to was: Danzig

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: My BFF Brooke

My hair is: Strawberry Blonde

When I was 5: I got bittten by a bat, found out I cannot take Rabies series, or anti venom.

Last Christmas: sucked

I should be: rich

When I look down I see: boobs


The happiest recent event was: afternnoon delight, this afternoon

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: huh? I didn't watch.

By this time next year: I hope to go on the best vacation of my life

My current gripe is: money, or lack of.

I have a hard time understanding: spanish

There's this girl I know that: borrowed my lawn mower and needs to bring it back.

You know I like you when: I invite you over.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My hunny.

The thing I want to buy: A giant telescope

If you spent the night at my house: You would have a blast.

I'd stop my wedding if: I wanted to.

The world could do without: Racism

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ever see my ex again

Most recent thing I've bought myself: a bottle of Jim Beam, for tomorrow night when I am off work.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: A bottle of Jim Beam, for last week when I was off work.

My middle name is: Something that means 'reborn'

In the morning I: am told I am waaayy too chipper.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: squirrels, I know they exist but I have yet to see one.

Once, at a bar: I won a grueling 6 week American Idol style singing contest. I now have fans that follow me around to where ever I am singing. They love me, they REALLY love me!!! LOL!

Last night I was: bored and sleepy at work

There's this guy I know who: needs to brush his teeth

If I was an animal I'd be: a panther

Tomorrow I am: off from work, looking for fun

Tonight I am: at work, looking for something to keep me awake

My birthday is: Valentine's Day


Hey, now that was FUN!

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Hi, my name is: Shar

Never in my life have I been: scuba diving

The one person who can drive me nuts is: my husband

High school: was nice

When I'm nervous: I pace

The last song I listened to was: concrete angel

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: my son and my daughter

My hair is: naturally curly

When I was 5: I played

Last Christmas: was very nice

I should be: an actress

When I look down I see: my feet, the floor, etc…


The happiest recent event was: all 3 of my kids won a modeling contract.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: never ever even seen this show.

By this time next year: my only son will be 18

My current gripe is: no time for my self.

I have a hard time understanding: life

There's this girl I know that: eats all the time and never gains weight.

You know I like you when: I pick on you.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my family all together.

The thing I want to buy: a home.

If you spent the night at my house: I would go out of my way to make sure you were comfortable and not hungry.

I'd stop my wedding if: you cheated on me.

The world could do without: hatred

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

Most recent thing I've bought myself: slippers

Most recent thing someone else bought me: clothes

My middle name is: Lynn

In the morning I: Shower and get dressed.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Chihuahuas

Once, at a bar:

Last night I was: soaking in a hot tub.

There's this guy I know who: works harder than anyone I know.

If I was an animal I'd be: a cat

Tomorrow I am: tanning

Tonight I am: awake for some reason at 3 am

My birthday is: Feb. 23-1968





[edit on 21-4-2008 by Shar]

Hi, my name is: MSP

Never in my life have I been: to the antarctic

The one person who can drive me nuts is: myself

High school:was a blast

When I'm nervous: I crack open the whiskey

The last song I listened to was: legion by vnv nation

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: my best buddy pete.

My hair is: short, brown and need of a wash

When I was 5: I have no recollection

Last Christmas: was quiet and boring

I should be: at work

When I look down I see: scruffy shoes


The happiest recent event was: going to the welsh mountain zoo in the rain

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Joey

By this time next year: I will own a house

My current gripe is: scallies

I have a hard time understanding: physics

There's this girl I know that: thinks work is a fashion parade

You know I like you when: I talk to you with a smile on my face

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my mum

The thing I want to buy: a lamborghini

If you spent the night at my house: you would be very hungover the next morning

I'd stop my wedding if: I realised it was happening

The world could do without: people

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: conform

Most recent thing I've bought myself: a carton of mixed citrus fruit jiuce

Most recent thing someone else bought me: AVP DVD

My middle name is: Chris

In the morning I: Stumble into work in a daze

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: dinosaurs

Once, at a bar: I didn't get wasted

Last night I was: in a state

There's this guy I know who: who is waaaaaay cleverer than I am

If I was an animal I'd be: a cat

Tomorrow I am: going to work

Tonight I am: cooking a roast dinner

My birthday is: september 21, 1978

Hi, my name is:Azador

Never in my life have I been:Wrong

The one person who can drive me nuts is:My gf in so many ways

High school:Went to college im a kiwi

When I'm nervous: PANIC ATTACKS!haha or get angry

The last song I listened to was:Madchild-Dickhead



My hair is:Still full of product

When I was 5:I used to touch hot exhausts(dunno why,i was 5 give me a break)

Last Christmas:Sucked

I should be:Bettering myself

When I look down I see:The edge


The happiest recent event was:Making it through another day of work without going postal

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:Chandler-im sarcastic

By this time next year:I will be exactly one year older

My current gripe is:My microwave.It has knuckle size dent marks all over it

I have a hard time understanding:Why people think they can prove me wrong

There's this girl I know that:Swallows lolz

You know I like you when:I smile at you

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:The loser

The thing I want to buy:A new camera

If you spent the night at my house:T & C violation

I'd stop my wedding if:I realised it was real and not a nightmare

The world could do without:Tomatoes and peas

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:Admit that im wrong

Most recent thing I've bought myself:Gucci envy

Most recent thing someone else bought me:Headphones

My middle name is:I honestly dont have one

In the morning I:Curse the alarm

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:Rocket propelled giraffes

Once, at a bar:I was sober.Dumbest night ever

Last night I was: Peeping through your windows

There's this guy I know who:Wrote the most beautiful note/poem to a girl at school.I ripped it up in front of him coz i liked her too.

If I was an animal I'd be:A giant squid

Tomorrow I am:An anonymous nobody

Tonight I am:The caped crusader

My birthday is:Just gone

fixed the weird ghost smileys

[edit on 21-4-2008 by Azador]

[edit on 21-4-2008 by Azador]

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Haha be a lesbian.Thats gold.
But please no.

I'll give it a shot...

Looks like fun..

Hi, my name is: Semperfortis

Never in my life have I been: To a Circus

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Well duh. My Wife

High school: Distracted

When I'm nervous: You don't want me nervous

The last song I listened to was: "Here without you"

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: Rory

My hair is: Salt and Pepper

When I was 5: I was still in the Orphanage

Last Christmas: Was wonderful

I should be: Exactly where I am

When I look down I see: My feet


The happiest recent event was: My last doctors check up

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Joey

By this time next year: I will still be here hopefully

My current gripe is: Friends that won't email

I have a hard time understanding: Intolerance

There's this girl I know that: Secretly turns me on

You know I like you when: I pick on you

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My Wife

The thing I want to buy: More land in West Virginia

If you spent the night at my house: You would be welcome and fed well

I'd stop my wedding if: I felt it was wrong

The world could do without: Hateful People

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Pretty much nothing

Most recent thing I've bought myself: New Computer

Most recent thing someone else bought me: An automatic garden hose rewinder

My middle name is: the one I use everyday

In the morning I: Check ATS

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Humans

Once, at a bar: I stayed sober... Once

Last night I was: Sleeping

There's this guy I know who: Needs my help

If I was an animal I'd be: A Large Cat

Tomorrow I am: Working

Tonight I am: Cutting Grass and Playing Chess

My birthday is: No big deal

Semper

Hey everybody!
Absolutely fabulous answers..I love the creativity!!!
This is a lot of fun. We needed a thread like this..been too long without one.
And thanks for not treating it like the lady in the shopping mall..
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY?"

AD

Hi, my name is: The _Truth_Seeker

Never in my life have I been: Drunk. I'll drink alcohol. I’ll get a buzz. Never seen the need to get drunk and puke and stuff. A buzz is better.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Myself

High school: was fun.

When I'm nervous: I get dry eyes.

The last song I listened to was: Gravity by A Perfect Circle.

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: Noone. Never getting married. No way!

My hair is: Dark Blonde.

When I was 5: I was in Kindergarten.

Last Christmas: was good.

I should be: thinking of a way to end this sentence.

When I look down I see: Hmm...Uhhh...a dancing banana?

The happiest recent event was: Huh…can’t think of one.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Don't know. Don't watch the show.

By this time next year: I'll be a year older.

My current gripe is: that I hate this bloody world sometimes!

I have a hard time understanding: why I dislike country music. Is it 'cause it annoys me? Yeah that must be it.

There's this girl I know that: is a snotty turd!

You know I like you when: Umm...I don't know...probably if I'll talk to you.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Myself. I won a award? WTF?

The thing I want to buy: is a book.

If you spent the night at my house: you may be bored as hell.

I'd stop my wedding if: I was getting married. What the heck am I doing that for!

The world could do without: violence.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Listen to country music. Bleh!

Most recent thing I've bought myself: A chocolate bar.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Tim Horton's coffee.

My middle name is: none of ya business.

In the morning I: Have a cup of coffee.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Elephants.

Once, at a bar: I don't go to bars.

Last night I was: watching T.V.

There's this guy I know who: talks and talks and never shuts up.

If I was an animal I'd be: a bird.....a blue jay.

Tomorrow I am: going to do some reading.

Tonight I am: going to listen to some music.

My birthday is: July 18 ?@$*

[edit on 21-4-2008 by The_Truth_Seeker]

I finally managed to read them all! w00t!

*awaits more* these are gold! but maby the friends one should change to the Simpsons or something everyone knows...



Roswell.

Hi, my name is: Asala

Never in my life have I been: wastfull

The one person who can drive me nuts is: oni xx

High school: Yes

When I'm nervous: I sing

The last song I listened to was: Madonnas new song

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: best man: john, maid of honor: Shivs,

My hair is: Long

When I was 5: I built a pirate ship with my brother

Last Christmas: I reflected on family

I should be: bettering myself,

When I look down I see: SHOES!!!!!!!!!!


The happiest recent event was: Hanging out with my little nieces and teaching them head stands lol


If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Rachel

By this time next year: Im hopeing this will be a little better,

My current gripe is: people not listning Grrrrr

I have a hard time understanding: people that show no compassion,

There's this girl I know that: Is the bravest child in the world,

You know I like you when: I hug you 

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my brother

The thing I want to buy: more paint

If you spent the night at my house: Id cook for you, Make you giggle and let you wear my Pj;s

I'd stop my wedding if: Someone needed me more

The world could do without: Cancer

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ignore the world around me

Most recent thing I've bought myself: Shoes! Da

Most recent thing someone else bought me: lunch

My middle name is: frances

In the morning I: always look outside and take a deep breath

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: pigs lol

Once, at a bar: lol gaa I cant even say lol

Last night I was: chilling with a friend

There's this guy I know who: needs to be confident

If I was an animal I'd be: A wolf,

Tomorrow I am: cleaning the house

Tonight I am: restig after a hard day

My birthday is: april 9th,

Hi, my name is: Christina

Never in my life have I been: to Paris, Rome, or Athens

The one person who can drive me nuts is: The "overachiever" at my summer workplace who makes the rest of us look bad.

High school: Catholic School. Graduated with 9 people.

When I'm nervous: I chew the inside of my cheek/lip

The last song I listened to was: "Kryptonite" - 3 Doors Down

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: My best-friends Jeff and Robyn

My hair is: Shorter now, since the "hairdresser" debacle. Dark Brown with some Red, shoulder length (Think Jackie Kennedy or Gillian Anderson).

When I was 5: I split my chin open from walking down the stairs with my hands in my pockets.

Last Christmas: I got a Kitchenaid Mixer and made tonnes of cookies.

I should be: Studying for My Econ Final on Thursday.

When I look down I see: The keyboard

The happiest recent event was: Hearing from the Autobody shop, that my lovely little Beetle, is done its repairs.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: a combination of Monica, Rachel and Chandler

By this time next year: I'll be anxious for Summer

My current gripe is: high gas prices

I have a hard time understanding: The Universe, Physics, and Math

There's this girl I know that: has a beautiful singing voice

You know I like you when: I joke around with you, and turn the B*ch switch off.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My Father

The thing I want to buy: A House, New Wardrobe

If you spent the night at my house: We'd talk all night, drink wine, and cook.

I'd stop my wedding if: I felt even just 1% unsure.

The world could do without: Narrow-minded-ness

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Touch/see a spider

Most recent thing I've bought myself: New Jeans

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Coffee this Morning

My middle name is: A

In the morning I: drink lots of Coffee and/or Tea

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Nothing...I'm sure if they don't have wings now, they probably aren't meant to fly.

Once, at a bar: I lost 15 straight games of Pool

Last night I was: Studying for my Math Final

There's this guy I know who: is absolutely gorgeous and is my shoe-soulmate...(we have the same shoes)

If I was an animal I'd be: A Cat

Tomorrow I am: Studying...Packing for the Move back home for the Summer

Tonight I am: Relaxing. Possibly indulging in some self-destructive behavior...where IS that bottle of Wine?

My birthday is: October 17

Hi, my name is: Voidmaster

Never in my life have I been: Dead?

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Someone completely irrational and stubborn.

High school: is complex.

When I'm nervous: My throat dries out and my knee's get shaky.

The last song I listened to was: Hearshot Kid Disaster by Coheed and Cambria.

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be:
My best friend, Jamison.

My hair is: Thick and brown.

When I was 5: I did the things 5 year olds do.

Last Christmas: Was pretty uneventful.

I should be: More disciplined.

When I look down I see: A empty, bottomless void that is slowly consuming the very essence of my life and existence. Nah, just kidding. My black jeans.


The happiest recent event was: Writing a story. That always cheers me up.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: None of them, they're kinda stupid people.

By this time next year: I'll be a year older.

My current gripe is: I don't have gripes.

I have a hard time understanding: The ones I love.

There's this girl I know that: I have a hard time understanding.

You know I like you when: Well, considering the answer to this question would change depending on who's reading it, I believe the only proper answer would be the variable 'X'. Everything simultaneously.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Everybody, lol.

The thing I want to buy: Cloverfield on DVD, which comes out tomorrow.

If you spent the night at my house: You might not live to see morning.

I'd stop my wedding if: I found out she was cheating on me.

The world could do without: Walnuts.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Tell you the alternative.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: Candy. I buy candy all the time, lol.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Same as above.

My middle name is: Something unpronounceable by the human tongue.

In the morning I: Regret having to clean up the blood.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Mantee's. They'd just look sooooo funny, lol.

Once, at a bar: I never went to, in a land that doesn't exist...

Last night I was: Transmuting lead into go- I mean, playing video games. Yeah. Thats right.

There's this guy I know who: Can't smell.

If I was an animal I'd be: not an animal. Something always eats something else.

Tomorrow I am: still alive, hopefully.

Tonight I am: Being useless.

My birthday is: Not for you to know.

Hi, my name is: Mad

Never in my life have I been: Caught doing a quiz like this! I'm a Virgin Quizee! I guess this pops the cherry!

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Myself!

High school: 4 Years of hell! Hated it!

When I'm nervous: I'm short of breath and want to die!

The last song I listened to was: Weary Eyes of Reason by IX

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: In the scenario that I would get married right now, i'd smack myself! And my older Brother could smack me too!

My hair is: Black, and in a hat!

When I was 5: I had not a worry in the world!

Last Christmas: I got to see my family! It was swell.

I should be: Writing a paper!

When I look down I see: My Boots!


The happiest recent event was: "Event"? Not sure!

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Dead of suicide for even cinsidering showing my face on that retarded show!

By this time next year: ...

My current gripe is: Wow, did someone need to take a crap when they put this question down or somehting?!

I have a hard time understanding: Why dominance controls the minds of the masses!

There's this girl I know that: Is smart?!

You know I like you when: I actually open my mouth to hold a conversation with you.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: An old friend.

The thing I want to buy: ...

If you spent the night at my house: You're probably going to get kicked in the head for intruding.

I'd stop my wedding if: I needed to take a piss!

The world could do without: Alot of things!

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Lick the belly of a burn victim.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: A video game.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: The same video game.. We went halfs.

My middle name is: Paranoia!

In the morning I: Smoke a cigarette!

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Humans!

Once, at a bar: Never been to a bar!

Last night I was: walking in the rain.

There's this guy I know who: Made a statement.

If I was an animal I'd be: An eagle.

Tomorrow I am: Going for supplies.

Tonight I am: Most likely going to play a few video games and smoke 40 cigarettes.

My birthday is: In a few weeks.
:w::w::w:

Hi, my name is: Ryan

Never in my life have I been: Defeated

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Myself

High school: A huge success

When I'm nervous: I puke

The last song I listened to was: Furious Angels

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: My best friend

My hair is: short

When I was 5: Life was simpler

Last Christmas: Was sad

I should be: Sleeping

When I look down I see: The bottom of a bottle

The happiest recent event was: Saturday night with good friends

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: embarrassed

By this time next year: Many things will be different

My current gripe is: Working weekends

I have a hard time understanding: women

There's this girl I know that: Has no reason to be down on herself

You know I like you when: I smile when I say your name

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My mother

The thing I want to buy: A house

If you spent the night at my house: You'd stay up late

I'd stop my wedding if: I learned my fiance slept with Fabio

The world could do without: Lies

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat the penis of a bull

Most recent thing I've bought myself: hockey jersey

Most recent thing someone else bought me: GPS

My middle name is: Joseph

In the morning I: Struggle

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Monkeys

Once, at a bar: I decided the right thing to do would be to abstain and drive everyone home

Last night I was: Enjoying the nice weather on the patio with friends

There's this guy I know who: I don't get to see as much as I shuld

If I was an animal I'd be: A dolphin

Tomorrow I am: Going to spend the day in Stratford

Tonight I am: Going to try not to stay up too late

My birthday is: In July

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Hi, my name is: Camilo

Never in my life have I been: caught

The one person who can drive me nuts is: my father

High school: fuzzy memories

When I'm nervous: I smoke

The last song I listened to was: Gabriel´s Oboe (Ennio Morricone)

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: my brother

My hair is: quite independent

When I was 5: learning German

Last Christmas: Was miserable

I should be: relaxing in Mars.

When I look down I see: my big giant feet.


The happiest recent event was: what I dreamt yesterday.

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: committing suicide.

By this time next year: I´all be 30.

My current gripe is: best not to tell

I have a hard time understanding: math

There's this girl I know that: just keeps on calling

You know I like you when: I tend to ignore you, but stare at you when you´re not looking.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my mom

The thing I want to buy: is a country.

If you spent the night at my house: I´ll try my best to make you feel at home.

I'd stop my wedding if: I was betrayed.

The world could do without: Nazis

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: accept was Nasa has to say.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: cigarettes

Most recent thing someone else bought me: a tie.

My middle name is: Camilo

In the morning I: struggle to get out of bed

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: bunnies

Once, at a bar: not once!!

Last night I was: dreaming

There's this guy I know who: changed my life.

If I was an animal I'd be: just me.

Tomorrow I am: working as always.

Tonight I am: dreaming.

My birthday is: rapidly approaching.

Hi, my name is: A lie

Never in my life have I been: As down as I am at present

The one person who can drive me nuts is: My soon to be ex

High school: Rarely attended

When I'm nervous: I smoke more than usual

The last song I listened to was: This Is The One - Stone Roses

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: Drunk

My hair is: Very short (by choice)

When I was 5: I was happy

Last Christmas: I gave you my heart

I should be: So lucky

When I look down I see: There is nothing lower than me at present


The happiest recent event was: Saturday night

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Don't know

By this time next year: I will be back

My current gripe is: Life

I have a hard time understanding: Women

There's this girl I know that: Has battered my head

You know I like you when: I buy you a drink

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: ATS

The thing I want to buy: T&C prohibit

If you spent the night at my house: I'd have you suicidal too or incredibly drunk

I'd stop my wedding if: I could turn back the clock

The world could do without: Me being a miserable so and so

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: watch Rangers win on Thursday

Most recent thing I've bought myself: A Paul & Shark T-shirt

Most recent thing someone else bought me: A St George's Day card

My middle name is: Trouble

In the morning I: intend to be more cheerful than today

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Pigs, pretty obvious

Once, at a bar: Far too many stories to divulge here

Last night I was: Gutted

There's this guy I know who: Swears he's Elvis Presley

If I was an animal I'd be: Human

Tomorrow I am: Celebrating St George's Day

Tonight I am: Even more gutted than last night

My birthday is: Just another day