Hi, my name is: Shawn
Never in my life have I been: Shot
The one person who can drive me nuts is: My best friend's daughter, now I know I don't want kids.
High school: Smoky Hill High School, it sucks.
When I'm nervous: Sweat and tremble.
The last song I listened to was: Twisted Transistor (KoRN)
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: My best friend Gary.
My hair is: Growing out, looking good.
When I was 5: Found out my mother had breast cancer.
Last Christmas: Had a good time with friends and family, despite the lack of presents.
I should be: Dead.
When I look down I see: My beer belly.
The happiest recent event was: Seeing my family come together after my grandma passed away.
If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: Don't watch it.
By this time next year: I can't tell the future okay?
My current gripe is: The way the world works.
I have a hard time understanding: How people can back stab you and not feel bad about it.
There's this girl I know that: Has fake hair to make her hair look longer.
You know I like you when: I open up to you.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My self, I seem to be a failure.
The thing I want to buy: A ticket to another world where I could be by my self, or bring a few other people.
If you spent the night at my house: My cat would wake you up in the morning licking your face.
I'd stop my wedding if: I knew what was good for me.
The world could do without: Hate and violence.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Get back together with my ex.
Most recent thing I've bought myself: Beer.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Beer.
My middle name is: Edward
In the morning I: Wake up.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Cats, could you imagine?
Once, at a bar: I drank a beer.
Last night I was: Up all night reading stuff on the net.
There's this guy I know who: Is a back stabbing
If I was an animal I'd be: A panther or raccoon.
Tomorrow I am: Being lazy.
Tonight I am: Being lazy.
My birthday is: 6/26/84
Great thread, look forward to other member's answers.