YAY! SPACEBALLS!!!

So Lone Star, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine....

Honestly one of the funnyest scenes ive ever seen in any movie is when
Hes trying to get the ring back of dark helmet he throws it away and shouts 'YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!!" never laughed as hard in my life when i saw that

"Only LONE STAR would DARE give me the Raspberry! Ooooohhh, I hate Lone Star!!!"

(Raspberry Jam)

Hahahaha

Ohh, the part where they watch the movie!
"When will then be now?" "Now is then!"

or
"Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?"

"May the Swartz be with you!"

Best satirical movie of all time!

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz]
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes!

Captain: "Have you men finished combing the desert?"



Men: (giant afro pick) " We aint found S***!!"









[edit on 11/15/08 by BlackOps719]

lol ok I laughing again from space balls

enteral brought up the ass hole joke again. lol wow.
Major Asshole or Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!

lol memories!!

[edit on 3-12-2008 by slymattb]

"You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

"That's funny, she doesn't look Druish..."

"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir!"

"They've gone to plaid!"

"I told you never to call me on this wall, this is an unlisted wall!"