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Erection spider (phoneutria nigriventer) found between the bananas.

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posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 04:25 PM
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Scary or what?
Erection spider (phoneutria nigriventer) found between the bananas in supermarket BOLSWARD in the Netherlands.
Between the bananas in the Jumbo-supermarket in Bolsward is shorten ago a poisonous spider found.
The poison caused with men a painful but hours lasting erection.



So watch out men.
I try to convince the direction that I would take good care of that spider but it was rejected.


www.telegraaf.nl...




posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 04:58 PM
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"Oh, my goodness" :shk:
Eeeeeeek!

I just bought bananas, and am terrified of spiders more than anything!
I usually go through the boxes trying to find the best looking ones!

Okay, I am paranoid now!
Thanks for frightening me!

The next trip to the store, is going to be very disturbing!
Who shall I get to pick my fruits for me?



posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 06:19 PM
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I'm hanging out with a fat chick tonite... what supermarket was this again?!?! :w:



posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 06:40 PM
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Ha. When I seen the name I thought this was a joke. I've never heard of such a arachnid or effect from a bite.



WASHINGTON — A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital.

Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. FOX News



posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 09:29 PM
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WTF? seriously? kidding right? i dont believe it



posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 10:58 PM
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Originally posted by hikix
I'm hanging out with a fat chick tonite... what supermarket was this again?!?! :w:


LMAO!!! Let it bite you twice...



posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 02:28 AM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
Thanks for frightening me!


Sorry Givenmay.



Originally posted by Givenmay
The next trip to the store, is going to be very disturbing!
Who shall I get to pick my fruits for me?



The best would be your husband or friend in my opinion.



posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 02:42 AM
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...well I just came back from the store!
I had to buy a Birthday Cake which was right next to the bananas...I took the long way around but, still had to get 7 feet from them!

I made it fast...lol!
No husband here, and I never bring friends along!

I guess I'll get my kids to do the dirty work for me next time!





posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 11:42 AM
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My sons favorite food is bananas so I have to buy them weekly, now every week I'm going to feel paranoid while searching for the right bunch.



posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by MissValentine
My sons favorite food is bananas so I have to buy them weekly, now every week I'm going to feel paranoid while searching for the right bunch.


Well MissValentine, to tell you the truth, there is no reason at all to be paranoid, because this was the first time in all those dozens of years that a spider with that kind of “magic power” was crawling between the bananas in Holland, so I think that this was the first one but also at the same time the last one.

So don’t worry at all and buy as much bananas for your son as he wants.



posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 09:57 PM
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When I worked with the olde timers in this shipyard and we worked commercial ship repair...they would tell me of working the bannana boats when they came into this yard.

The pumps and other machinery would often have very large spiders in them so one would have to be careful about where one stuck their hands when doing work. They told me that mostly the spiders did not bother you unless you directly attacked or cornered them. They were just un nerving as they were large spiders.

Yes I can imagine many ladies and quite a few men would go off the deep end on seeing one of these spiders.

Thanks,
Orangetom



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 10:00 AM
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LMAO the viagra spider! (warning seek immediate medical assistance if errection lasts for more than four hours.)


Ah the wonders of nature...

See what you have done? now millions of ED afflicted husbands across the country are going to go to the suppermarket in search for this spider.

Oh won't their wives be so suprised?



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
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See what you have done? now millions of ED afflicted husbands across the country are going to go to the suppermarket in search for this spider.


Well I hope you are right, because before those millions ED afflicted husbands can search for that spider they must buy those bananas first of course, and that would by really good news to those poor banana farmers.
So that means that because of that spider all those ED afflicted husbands as well as all those poor banana farmers can all keep their “heads” high, amazing isn’t it?



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 01:13 PM
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You forget to mention one little side-effect from the bite of this particular spider. After the hours long erection, the victim is in severe danger of becoming impotent. (Whatever danger in that direction I call severe.)


Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and that can lead to impotence.

Wikipedia: Brazilian wandering spider


So, you get bit by this ‘bonespider’ and it gives you a view hours to do a lifetime of whoehoe before the sun goes Down Under for ever.



posted on Apr, 21 2008 @ 12:51 AM
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Purely intrigued by the name of this Spider ( I miss my hunny bunny) I am posting. Erection spider. In Bananas. Heh heh.

Edit= I came back to laugh some more.....

[edit on 21-4-2008 by space cadet]



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