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Blonde Joke! HAHA

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posted on Apr, 17 2008 @ 11:30 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and
says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and
I can't figure out how to get

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is
it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to
the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go
over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says,
'Second , I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he
said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .. ..


'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the

posted on Apr, 17 2008 @ 11:46 PM
Oh my goodness! That's a funny way to start my morning by having a bowl of crunchy jigsaw pieces. Cock-a-doo-del-doo!

[edit on 2008-4-17 by pikypiky]

posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 05:56 PM
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

posted on Apr, 18 2008 @ 06:07 PM
reply to post by GradyPhilpott

Haha, I was thinking she had a bucket of
Does that make sense?

posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 01:05 PM
reply to post by Givenmay

Doesn't make sense to me but, is funnier than the joke. rlol
Thanks for the laugh, slol.

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