posted on Apr, 15 2008 @ 10:21 PM
These are from a book,"Disorder in the American courts".
These are actual transscripts:
Lawyer:Are you sexually active?
Witness:no, I just lie there.
Lawyer: What is the first thing your husband said to you in the morning?
Witness: Where am I cathy
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!!!
Lawyer: Now Doctor, is it true, when someone die's in their sleep, they don't know about it till the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam????
Lawyer:Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you #ting me?????
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was august 8th?
Lawyer: And what were you doing at the time??
Witness: Uh....I was getting laid.
Lawyer: All your responces MUST be oral, ok? What school did you go to?