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Colonel for Emperor

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posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 02:51 PM
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Hey, after all, Colonel is never wrong. He dishes it up to those pansy conservatives day in and day out. Colonel knows how to deal with the country....and is just so damn smart.

So, maybe if we all just encourage him a little, we might actually see him stand up for what he believes in nationally. After all, he is smarter than us.

Everyday, we will see him making speeches across the land about the dangers of the repugnants. The vile of these Chil'rens of Cain have been in power way too long and Colonel has been right all along. Did I mention he is smarter than us all.

I resolve that we all contribute ten percent of our income to help make Colonel the next Emperor of these United States...

PS: Colonel==Smart...Smart==Colonel




posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 03:12 PM
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The first ten people to donate get a free "Fark Logic...Vote Colonel" shirt.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 03:22 PM
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I don't know about emperor but I could see him having a talk show called "Good Morning Liberal America" aired daily at noon.

(Yeah, Im a big fan of the Chapelle Show for those who got the joke.)



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by astrocreep
I don't know about emperor but I could see him having a talk show called "Good Morning Liberal America" aired daily at noon.


Based on his fan base of groupies on ATS (as evident by this thread), the show should be "Good Morning Repugnants".

Man, I like Colonel but you Repugnants just LOVE him! What's up with that?

Repugnants
Colonel



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 03:30 PM
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You cannot help but love a man as smart as he!



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 03:38 PM
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There is no denying this.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:03 PM
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Ya know why the repugnants like me? Because they secretly LOVED being abused. I told you all before that they were sexual degenerates. So, all the while, they sit on their high horse and pateintly wait for me to smack them up like the depraved masochist that they are. THEY NEED THIS ABUSE. Believe me.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:21 PM
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Ok - I will give 5% of my income to the Colonel meglomaniac for Emporer fund. What the hell, he is much smarter than I.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:26 PM
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Am I too late for the 5 oclock free crack give away!!!!!!?


What? Colonel for emperor? NO CRACK?! Ok whatever just let me leave and I will donate. I dont agree his is all knowing but I have sparred with him on issues and its fun so I guess on donation wont hurt, but I want crack when he becomes emperor.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Agent47
Am I too late for the 5 oclock free crack give away!!!!!!?


What? Colonel for emperor? NO CRACK?! Ok whatever just let me leave and I will donate. I dont agree his is all knowing but I have sparred with him on issues and its fun so I guess on donation wont hurt, but I want crack when he becomes emperor.


I'm sure you'll get all huffy about this, but I almost can't think of a context where this isn't meant to be racist. Can you explain one to me?



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:48 PM
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An Emperor ? No way. El Presidente won't allow it.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 04:50 PM
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Yeah, Colonel for president! Let him smack those repugnants real bad!!! ALL HAIL COLONEL!

Can I get my t-shirt now?



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 05:04 PM
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Ok - I'll donate 10 pixy stix and a hershey bar for the cause



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 05:12 PM
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The Colonel like Pixy stix.

And RANT, you're right. It was racist but else can you expect from the mongrel repugnant. Its just par for the course.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by astrocreep
I don't know about emperor but I could see him having a talk show called "Good Morning Liberal America" aired daily at noon.

(Yeah, Im a big fan of the Chapelle Show for those who got the joke.)


LoL NegroDamus

Question " Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much"

NegroDamus" Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X "

Daves Awesomes



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 05:39 PM
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It's racist because you want it to be.

It's racist because YOU read into it that crack is smoked by black folks.


AF1

posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 05:41 PM
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How is it racist? It comes straight from a skit on the chappelle show.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 06:05 PM
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That's the point. It's racist cause they said so. It furthers their agenda.

It's easier to resort to calling the opponants names than to fight the issues.



posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 06:17 PM
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At least I get to play the role of John Wilkes Booth, if Colonel became emperor
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posted on Feb, 25 2004 @ 06:46 PM
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Don't worry Colonel I'll bring the security.



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