Favorite Chuck Norris Facts

Originally posted by JPhish
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Haven't heard that one but it is scrumtrulescent, in the words of James Lipton.

Ok, I'm not in BTS much but I have to pipe in for Chuck Norris.

Go to google, type in "Where is Chuck Norris? then hit the "I feel lucky" button. Read what it says.

Hahahaaa

A_L

Originally posted by andre18
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

These are all great, but this one really made me laugh.

Peace

Chuck Norris was never born. He just one day appeared beard and all and hasn't aged in over 40 years.

-Chuck Norris said let there be God.
I almost cried when I read that I was laughing so hard.

Also, Chuck Norris saw it fit to allow my son to share his birthday, March 10th. Thank you CHUCK!