posted on Apr, 14 2008 @ 09:56 AM
Santa Claus, you'r posts are wonderful! I would be your newest groupie, except you didn't bring me that millionaire I asked for last Christmas. Can
you get to work on that?
Ah Chuck Norris, one of my favorite people to make fun of. I think the guy takes himself far too seriously, at least far more than he actually
deserves to. I loved his ad where he endorsed Mike Hukkabee for prez.
I like to watch M*A*S*H reruns in the evening. After the last M*A*S*H show, an ad for Chuck Norris comes on IMMEDIATELY after the show. YOu have to be
very quick in order to change the channel so that you don't have to hear Chuck say "I'm about to get real upset with you". I hate hearing that, so
I now have a contest with myself to see if I can change the channel quickly to not have to hear Chuck. He tries to emulate John Wayne but really
doesn't even half succeed.
Facts about Chuck Norris:
www.chucknorrisfacts.com...
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not
had to pay taxes, ever."
Thanks for the laughs SC. I will surely be following this thread!