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Topic started on 9-4-2008 @ 01:29 PM by TheDuckster
Climate change. Are we talking about the so called 'Global Warning'?

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - The price of beer is likely to rise in coming decades because climate change will hamper the production of a key grain needed for the brew - especially in Australia, a scientist warned Tuesday.


They go on to say that there will be NO pubs with beer or that the cost of beer will rise drastically.

What's going on here folks?

~Ducky~


reply posted on 9-4-2008 @ 03:29 PM by ipsedixit
www.cnn.com...

An extended worldwide shortage of hops has left smaller brewers unable to buy the important perennial flower that adds some of the bitterness and aroma to beer.


Surely (I hope) hops can be grown hydroponically. That means that if everyone in the nation foregoes full emersion bathing, millions of bathtubs could meet whatever shortfall that the brewing industry encounters.

A vigorous sponge bath is every bit as hygenic as a regular shower or bath and in the summer months streetside hydrants would be made available to die hards, locked in old ways, who insist on splashing as they bathe.

If we stay calm and organize, we can get through this.

[edit on 9-4-2008 by ipsedixit]



reply posted on 9-4-2008 @ 07:36 PM by counterterrorist
reply to post by TheDuckster



Fortunately, fermentation preceded humans as a form of life. Therefore, since the planet according to the film Esoteric Agenda (according to ice core studies) was previously warmer for a lot of the last couple hundred thousand years, that means we'll be getting back to beer as God meant it to be.

Now we know why there was a 'hands-off' policy on eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge ...it made the best alcohol.


reply posted on 10-4-2008 @ 09:24 AM by imovestars
Dear God, man! I never thought we'd go down like this...not like this.

It reads like the back of a direct-to-video sci-fi/horror flick:

"It's last call for planet Earth as fields of barley and hops are razed world-wide by global warming in this post-apocalyptic visual effects extravaganza directed by Uwe Bole.

Spring Break just got a little hotter as six teenagers (Freddie Prinze Jr., Tara Reid, Mario Lopez, Lindsay Lohan, Corey Haim, and Paris Hilton) hit the once beautiful South Padre Island in the midst of a massive global warming heat-wave that drives human coeds insane with violent beer-lust! After stumbling across a buried treasure ice chest full of cold brew, the teens must survive the rampage of the heat-maddened zombies, led by a mysteriously powerful oil-magnate turned dictator (Robert Downey Jr.). It’s flame-throwers fueled with tanning oil in this all-out action adventure as the teens struggle to keep the horde from cracking open a cold one…their skulls!”


I don’t think we really need to worry about beer becoming completely un-stocked on our shelves any time soon, but lately, anything any corporation can do to blame global warming or this fake oil shortage for a jump in prices for the sake of higher profits is going to do it, so yeah, it will become more expensive. But I don’t think people will stand by and let beer prices get as high as oil before they revolt. Once beer and alcohol are no longer available to the masses, then you will know we are in the apocalypse.

What we do need to worry about soon though…is Uwe Boll making more movies.


reply posted on 10-4-2008 @ 09:41 AM by redmage
reply to post by hypr2008



Mine too. Ever since they banned smoking in public establishments, local pubs have taken a 60%-80% hit in business.

As to the coming beer shortage, I'm not too shocked. There's already talk of rice/grain shortages happening, and prices are on the incline.
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