Originally posted by TheRedneck
Nope, sorry. God didn't say the tree would make anyone smart; that would be the serpent. And nothing was said about Viagra.
Again, God didn't send the serpent. And still no mention of Viagra.
What is the serpent? Most Christians I have spoken with take hte serpent to be Satan.
What is Satan? The "head" fallen angel.
What is an angel? A being created with no purpose other than to servethe will of God.
Is there anything that exists outside of God ?According to the theology, no. A person can be apart from god according to themselves, but according to
the Theology, God is still there.
The serpent, as Satan, is a servant of God, even if he chooses to not acknowledge it. See the book of Job for more on the God / Satan relationship.
God exercises total control over Satan - the Adversary can do nothing against God's wishes.
Exactly where does it say God was hiding in ambush? And exactly where does it say that God placed the curse on them?
God did set the situation up for them to eat of the fruit in the first place. He created the tree, why? He showed Adam the tree, why? He sent the
serpent to tempt Eve, why? He punishes them for all this, why?
God informed them of the curse they placed on themselves. If you do more than listen to some evangelical self-righteous idiot, you'll
know that the Bible wasn't written in Old English. It was written in Ancient Hebrew. The original writings still exist, thanks to monks who devoted
their lives to churning out copies by hand. So it can still be studied. The closest translation is that God said "Because you have done this, you are
now cursed", not "Because you did this, I am cursing you."
God has no control over or responsibility for his creation? No matter the phrasing you use, when we take into consideration the infinite and omipotent
nature of god, it is the same - He is cursing them. Everything that exists is in place because God put it there.
He also didn't tell them they would die, but rather that they had brought death into their reality. A semantic difference? I don't think so.
I will die someday, but that is different from a mugger threatening to make me die now if I don't hand over my cash.
I understand this, and made no mention of it.
Again, God didn't place the curse. He didn't obliterate the whole of mankind; else we wouldn't be working these silly hunks of dirty
silicon.
Okay, I thought I had mentioned the handfull of people on a boat.
As for localized genocides, that has been discussed in many other threads. Whether or not these genocides were justifiable is a matter that is
open to debate. Could it be that the inhabitants possessed some genetic problem that could not be allowed to exist (Remember that the 'sons of God'
had taken women to themselves)? Or could it have all been for a greater good? Before you jump too fast at that supposedly inhuman statement, remember
the thousands upon thousands of people that were killed at the end of WWII in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. That was almost a genocide in itself. Yet,
without those deaths, the war would quite probably have been won by the Axis powers who were close to developing the same atomic bomb. I doubt they
would have stopped after two cities, since they were open about their intentions of worldwide conquest.
The Bible tells us pretty clearly why these genocides were conducted. There's no mystery at all. Either the people offended god by some action -
inhospitality and apostasy for Sodom and Gemmorah, for example - or they were simply living where the "favored" people wanted to live.
Nope, always was. The first mention of God in Genesis translates as 'Gods', indicating the Trinity.
And yet the Jews don't believe in a triune god.
Hmm, you must have missed the hundreds of verses that mentioned how God was always upset when He saw sin running rampant. And again, He didn't
curse anyone with sin.
It was a kinda tortured sentence on my part. God was tired of seeing the sin that his sinful creatures were sinning with. When you read the later
books of hte Old Testament, you see that God is downright neurotic and freaking out like a person with a five-pack-a-day habit being deprived of
nicotine.
I'm just amking the statement that by th time the New Testament rolls around, he'd discovered that killing lots of people, and having other people
kill lots of people, wasn't working that well.
A pretty loose description, but slightly accurate (which is more than you have done so far
). Jesus was born of a virgin mother via the Holy
Spirit, yes, but not 'imbued' into another child.
Accuracy has nothing to do with agreeing with you
You got one right! Clap, clap, clap!
And yet there is still sin aplenty.
You know, that was awesome! I doubt you could have squeezed another misconception or misrepresentation into that. I don't even know where to
start with a rebuttal, so I'll just go with a generalization.
Is God immortal? Yes.
Did God (or at least the way God set thigns up) drop the curse of sin on Mankind's heads? Yes.
Was Jesus God? According to Christians, yes.
Thus, god sacrificed himself to himself to allieve a situation he caused, a situation that, for some reason, still exists. If doing something to
himself could cure this problem, couldn't he just as easily have reached out with his holy handi-wipe and wiped mankind clean of sin, without all the
hullabaloo? If you say he couldn't do that, then isn't that placing restrictions on GOd?
It appears you have some serious issues with God. I really don't know what they are, but you remind me here of the child who grew up a miserly
old man simply because Santa Claus didn't bring him a red wagon when he was younger. You look at the Christian religion as though looking at a palace
and exclaiming "It's just a bunch of dead trees!"
I harbor doubts that your take on, say, Zeus would be any more flattering than my take on Yahweh. Does this mean that you have "issues" with Zeus?
Nah. Simply that as someone who doesn't believe in Zeus, you feel free to pick and criticize and mock and roll your eyes to your heart's content.
And really, a philanderer who likes doing his mistresses while shapeshifted into horses or swans or whatever?
I look at the Christian religion as more like a field long fallow, getting reclaimed by the forest it was carved out of. So you were kind of close, I
guess. Of course I regard this as a positive thing.
I suggest you actually try reading the book with something akin to an open mind to what it says. A house is more than dead trees. A computer is
more than dirty sand (doped silicon). A highway is more than a flat rock. And the Bible and Christianity is much more than that silly little synopsis
you just penned.
I never claimed it was anything other than a hugely abridged version.
Did you just confuse the Bible with the US Congress?
TheRedneck
It'd be a pretty easy mistake to make, come to think of it.