Originally posted by Lysergic
----"Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl"
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.
"i can't shake this feeling from my head.
there's a devil sleeping in my bed.
watching you from across the way.
i cannot make this feeling go away"
NIn - Kinda I Want To
Originally posted by drunk
"Theres something inside of me
Its its coming out
I feel like killing you"
Hammer Smashed Face .... can't remember who sings it.