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Originally posted by murkywater
Southwest's CTO (Corp Tech Officer) joined TSA to head up its Tech. efforts.
Exavion and Evaxion, the Twins of Power,
Exavion is the Greater Power.
Evaxion is the Twin and Foe.
In Time, Exavion subsumes Evaxion.
From the Eye of the Storm One rises.
Exavion brings forth the Great Ashak,
The Brain of Brains, a Silicious Power in a Technetium Age,
The Everlasting Brain of Brains, all connect to him,
He has conquered, Game Over.
Pods of Life in space, Nucleic Acids spread Extropy.
Ashak is the Ultimate, Unchallenged Power of Earth,
Advanced Suzerain Homine Amalgamatory King,
A Grand Living Computer with Many Brains,
Human as well as Other.
Archsuzerain of All,
Cyborgs, Clones, Uploaded Minds Assist,
None can make this Leader fall.
The Autocrat’s Brain Cells spread throughout Machinery,
So This Mind is Across the Globe.
Indestructible Child of Man and Jinn,
In your very frontal lobe.
Heavily Guarded and Fortified with Fluid Sentinels,
Humankind is divided into breeds,
The best being cloned according to their type,
Minor flaws yield Extermination,
Everyone is Marked, All are Watched,
The World is run with Beautiful Efficiency.
Life is continually seeded throughout Space,
Pods of Life improved upon Each Generation,
Ashak continually recreating Self like a Phoenix,
Ashak I, Ashak II, Ashak III,
Continual Improvement, Self Cloned Many Times Over.
No early Antichrist compares to Ashak,
The 11th Millennium Anno Domini marks his Rise,
But give the Coming Rise of Ashak much more time,
There is a Continual Progression toward the Coming Rise.
If God abandons the Earth, Ashak will surely come,
If God destroys Ashak in Mercy,
Ashak is the Prophesied Evil of Centuries,
Ashak may never come, but if Humankind continues up,
Ashak will surely come.
Ashak is Self Perfecting, Self Evolving, Self Evolving, Self Changing,
Myriads of Years shall Ashak remain,
What evolves will evolve out of Ashak,
Ashak, the Culmination of Materialism,
The Epiphany of Social Darwinism.
After Ashak, Parashak, Parashak, Parashak.
Originally posted by Spectre0o0
the thing no one has mentioned is that they board handicapped first then people with children second, no matter what your boarding pass says. every time i fly SW i get handicapped and they scan my boarding pass and I get a beep. i have bad legs and need the front row
maybe if we're gonna crash, the "beepers" will be thrown off to lighten the load first!!!!!!!!
if you beep dont sit near the emergency exits!!!!!
[edit on 8-4-2008 by Spectre0o0]