Conspiracy! Is Crakeur and Chissler one and the same person?

Makes you wonder right?

Let us look at their avatars for instance....



And also notice that they do not "talk" to each other (if they did it would be a clear violation of the T&C.)

2c.) Multiple Accounts: You will not create multiple user accounts and "talk to yourself".

Source: Terms And Conditions Of Use

Both are highly intelligent, both seem to avoid one another in general. makes you wonder if indeed Crakeur and Chissler are the same person!

Hmm we caught you Mr. Stephen (If that is your real name!)

Hmm come to think of it didn't Crakuer make it to the 5th November event but Chissler "wasn't invited"
Think you may be onto something here...

The rabbit hole deepens!

Is Chissler/Crakeur realy John Lennon? Look at the self shot cartooned image of Crakeur and the avatar of John Lennon that is portrayed by Chissler! Almost Identical! Think about it. Lennon was supposedly shot on my birthday in 1980 However did any one of us attend the funeral? How do we know that the body in that coffin is not playing the roll of super mods here on ATS!

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm............. Now this makes me do some thinkin' and stuff.

Crackeur & Chissler being the same person...............

Hmmmmmmmmmm.................

You make a good case and stuff....

Hmmmmmmmmmm.............

One is in school
The other counts beans

One is highly intelligent
The other is.......... well........ chained to a desk countin'beans

One says 'eh' alot, and pronounces the word 'about' oddly
The other says 1 bean, 2 beans, 3 beans, 4 beans..........

One I respect
The other................ counts beans.......

I'm not so sure they are the same person

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Ah but can't someone say "about" oddly and yet 'count beans'? Perhaps there is a huge cover up going here on this site about these mysterious super mods!

the point remains have you ever seen these two avatars in the same thread together? Makes you wonder right?

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Hmmmmmmmmmm............... You have a good point there. Now I'm gettin' scared and stuff!

It goes deeper and stuff

SimonGray is really: TIM CURRY!




Bill AKA SkepticOverlord is really...DARTH VADER!



and Mark AKA Springer is in fact Ted Danson!




SHOCKING!

Originally posted by whatukno
and Mark AKA Springer is in fact Ted Danson!

SHOCKING!

that one almost made me fall out of my seat laughing.......

Speaking of Rabbit holes

First I want to point out that the identification of our own Z3, or Zedd or ZeddicusZulZorander...



Is in fact ADAM SANDLER!



Now our vaunted hosts Dave Rabbit and Johnny Anonymous? Who could they be? Dave of course was obvious...



It's Rob Zombie, that one was easy (BTW Dave can I date your daughter I loved her in the devil's rejects.)



But the mysterious Johnny Anonymous this one was hard, I heard that he worked on tv for a while so it took me a bit longer to figure it out then it hit me

Johnny Anonymous is.......................


ANDY GRIFFITH!


The ears gave you away Johnny!

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If Johnny was anybody, it would be Colin Mochrie.





Are Crakeur & chissler one in the same? Hrmm? What if this was a game set in motion years ago when we both registered and we've been slowly waiting to see who would be the first to notice? How impressed would all of us be of whatukno if this was ATS's longest running game, and he won? How big of a reward would their be for such a game?

Or, whatukno could be absolutely crazy.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

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If Johnny was anybody, it would be Colin Mochrie.

Oh I didn't think of that! It could work!

How impressed would all of us be of whatukno if this was ATS's longest running game, and he won? How big of a reward would their be for such a game?

Or, whatukno could be absolutely crazy.

I'm leaning towards the latter.

Microsoft Sam would bet on the latter too.


But Springers still Ted Danson I am convinced of that!

Hmm Chissler registered on: 9/11/2005 that would make him...

GASP!

A 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIST!


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Brilliant you are!
I kinda had a strange feeling about some of the mods the other day!
This is so freaking hilarious, I can't stand it...hahaha!

Hey Crakeur, I can't stand your wife Yoko!!!

Peace

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ROFLMAO!!!!

Oh gosh Wukky..trust me, I have met Crakeur in person, and seen pics of Chissler on here..they are not one and the same.
Nice bit o'pondering you have been doing there. For the record..Simon is far more handsome and quite a bit younger than Tim Curry.

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I've had the privelage of meeting the 3 Amigos in person as well as Crakeur and a few other Mods.

Crakeur is definitely NOT Chisler!

I've heard both of them speak and they both don't sound one iota like each other.

Then again...we never see Superman in the same room as Clark Kent do we? lolololol

No folks...

2 entirely different people.

~Ducky~

Or was this a big part of the gimmick?

(Insert mischievous smile)

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(Non-challantly) shoving Kryptonite under Clarks arse...

That's enuff outta you young man...

Gimick Smimick! lololol

~Ducky~

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Take another look at that picture. Johnny Anonymous is really... Richard Dawkins.

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That is so true! He would be Colin.


And Zedd would be



Paul G.

Now we have to conclude if Chissler is who he says he is...

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