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Stupid advertiser claims!

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posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 11:22 AM
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"100% beef" - Well.........yeah!!!!


"Kills 99.9999 percent of germs" - Impossible to calculate! We know you're just covering your butts.

More as I see 'em..........

Peace


[edit on 3-4-2008 by Dr Love]




posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 02:43 PM
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posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 03:35 PM
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That's an advert for Jessica Alba isn't it?


'Probably' the best lager in the world.. Do these guys go and test EVERY other beer EVER made including homebrews?
I want that job..:w:



posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 03:49 PM
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Your beer post reminded me of another one. The Budweiser commercial with the doofus saying that because Budweiser lager is clear and doesn't have stuff floating around in it, it's the best......or something to that effect.

Note to doofus: Water should be tasteless and clear.

Peace



posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 03:57 PM
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Hehehe.. Bitchy.. Not a Bud fan then?

Another one is the insurance companies that offer discounts and claim women are the safest drivers..
Yeah ok!!

Even when a guy crashes it's usually coz a woman caused it in the first place.





posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by AGENT_T
Hehehe.. Bitchy.. Not a Bud fan then?


If it's all I got, I'll drink it, but I won't respect myself in the morning. I like to try all the imports and micro-brews, but mostly I buy Spaten and Lowenbrau.

Let it be Lowenbrau.

Peace



posted on Apr, 3 2008 @ 04:16 PM
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Macabee in Israel and Tiger beer in Spain were some of the ..'most tested' brews in my *cough .. 'worldwide beer survey'..

I was so unsure whether I liked them or not I had to order lots more..At the cost of a functional torso before 12.00pm everyday.



Another ad is the stoooooooopid one where the car transforms into a robot and goes ice skating..

If I bough that car and it DIDN'T transform... I think I'd be pretty darn narked and demand my money back..

(BTW You're losing your hair.. Watching you in 'The Untouchables' Mr Niro)




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