Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up !
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ?
A: Because their daddies were mummies !
Mummy......mummy I don't want to go to Australia!
"Shut-up and Keep swimming!"
Where is the most popular place for pharaohs to eat?
A: Pizza Tut.
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
A: I want my Mummy! ...
Why does the mummy keep his band-aids in the freezer?
In case he has cold cuts.
Have a nice trip and drink lots of water.
"I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth."
Love to you all,