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Originally posted by Disgustipated
You have got to be kidding me?
This guy must be joking!!
Omg im in tears with laughter!!
Originally posted by Gemwolf
Dear John. Here's the truth. Your family left you. Because you can't spell. And because you're so naive. And because you can't remember their names. As soon as you decide whether your sister's name is Sophia or Nigella they may come back...
There's a rumour that your family went to Hollywood. To get some acting coaching. Let's face it. They need it.