What animal would you rather be mauled by?

a. Lion

b. Polar Bear

c. Crocodile

d. 2 medium sized Monkeys (chimp, orangutan)

e. 1 large Monkey (gorilla)

f. Pitbull or Rottwieller

g. Shark

h. Elephant


Please feel free to add any animals to the list that I may have forgotten to include.

you forgot rhino. people dont realise they are actually quite violent and agressive to any unwanted intruders.

hyenas. being circled by cowards who torment you from one direction so another can bite you in the arse quickly.

You totally missed the hippopotamus. One of the most dangerous animals in Africa. I'm pretty sure they are listed number one in Africa for killing humans.

I don't want a hippo to maul me.

Pitbull, I think if it came right down to it, I could take one in a fight.

I would rather not be mauled by any of the above mentioned animals.

Well you did ask which animal we would rather be mauled by. I don't like pain or bleeding from my body.

But if I just had to be mauled I would want it to be by an alligator as I am very familiar with them as I worked on an alligator farm a couple of summers in college. They really aren't the bad guys people think they are.

Interesting thread BTW.

Dizzie

honestly guys, I have thought about those animals. But I took into consideration the death by an animal that size would be considerably less painful and time-consuming then say 2 chimps tearing you to pieces.

Am i wrong?

Do ex girlfriends count?

Okay, I think it would suck to get mauled by a bull, horns and all, and have seen plenty of videos of people getting stomped on, even a video of a bull chasing a guy, and manages to shove one of it's horns up the guys.... Well you know.

Another animal, though extinct, is the Raptor

How about the giant one hit kill monster? KO!
Death by cheese grader.
Just don't allow yourself to be mauled to death by them people type. I hurd they take a long time.
Death by breakingyourneckduringattemptedsuckingmasterbation

How about kittens without claws?

Mountain Lion / Cougar as we call them up here in Canada.
They like to jump you from behind, going for the head and neck right from the get go. Death would be pretty quick I think.

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