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What if Jesus was what you would call gay?

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posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 09:52 PM
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Mikro, I am ashamed.

I really enjoy reading your posts and I believe your a top 10 poster here at ATS but this thread has lost you some points.

Jesus was married.

His wife was Mary Magdalene (sp?)

[Edited on 2-22-2004 by Illmatic67]




posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 09:56 PM
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it already has three pages and is the 22nd



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:00 PM
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Illmatic: He has been overtaken by the Spirit of Cain.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:03 PM
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i think the question is legit, its no crazier than UFO sightings and CIA infultrations we post up every day. so piss off.


honestly, i wouldnt give a damn if jesus was gay. because in my opinion, he was a human being, not a god.

but to all of you saying it would go against normal physicalities and such, then what are jesus's high and mighty "miracles" supposed to be? normal physicalities?



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:08 PM
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Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by lilblam
Well if Jesus came back gay, they just made it legal to have gay marriage in my state (Massachusetts) so he'd have no problem fitting in and finding himself a good partner in law!

Hmm this could explain why he never had any children in the Bible...


Ya see that! THIS IS HATRED! THIS IS HATRED! THIS IS HATRED OF JESUS CHRIST, SON OF GOD.

But, that's ok today b/c the philisophy that goes with the false image, THE LYING IMAGE, permits this degenerate thought and scatological humor of the Son of God. LOOK AT THE CHURCHES! FILLED WITH FAGGOT PRIESTS COVERING FOR OTHER FAGGOT PRIESTS THAT GET CAUGHT MOLESTING CHILDREN!

THIS IS THE SPIRIT AND PHILOSOPHY BEHIND THE FALSE IMAGE OF CHRIST THAT WE HAVE TODAY!


[Edited on 22-2-2004 by Colonel]


Rofl, hatred? No it's mirth!

Also, don't be so quick to jump to conclusions about "son of God" as you know neither that God exists, nor do you know if God has "children", and of course you have no idea about what Jesus taught and who he really was if he indeed existed.

So if you scream hatred, I'm going to scream "ignorant assumptions".



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by lilblam
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Rofl, hatred? No it's mirth!

Also, don't be so quick to jump to conclusions about "son of God" as you know neither that God exists, nor do you know if God has "children", and of course you have no idea about what Jesus taught and who he really was if he indeed existed.

So if you scream hatred, I'm going to scream "ignorant assumptions".


Mirth? You up in my face and laugh at the Son of God? There's gonna be judgment for you! But, I can expect that from the wicked.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:11 PM
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Originally posted by Ashlar
Jesus hates homosexuality. read your bible more, hamilton. you might as well say that god is gay while you are at it.


Yes, read the bible more. Read that propaganda mind-control inducing, fear-inducing, corrupted and slave-creating book that so many sheeple faithfully follow. Read it over and over and over and over... and DO as thou God commands, or he shall SMITE thee!

P.S. - give money to the Church.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:12 PM
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Originally posted by Illmatic67
Mikro, I am ashamed.

I really enjoy reading your posts and I believe your a top 10 poster here at ATS but this thread has lost you some points.

Jesus was married.

His wife was Mary Magdalene (sp?)

[Edited on 2-22-2004 by Illmatic67]


Was never married, had 3 girlfriends though.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by lilblam
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Rofl, hatred? No it's mirth!

Also, don't be so quick to jump to conclusions about "son of God" as you know neither that God exists, nor do you know if God has "children", and of course you have no idea about what Jesus taught and who he really was if he indeed existed.

So if you scream hatred, I'm going to scream "ignorant assumptions".


Mirth? You up in my face and laugh at the Son of God? There's gonna be judgment for you! But, I can expect that from the wicked.


Oooh I'm shaking in my little cinderella glass slippers!

I laugh at the prospect of him being a lesbian, one-legged black transvestite, yes. Is it not funny in your head? What, you don't think your "God" has a sense of humor? What kind of God has no sense of humor? Bah, I should smite him if he has no sense of humor, because merciful God or not, a Mirthful one is wayyy better!

Oh oh and I'm the "wicked" now! This is what they did at the Salem Witch Trials... they judged the "wicked witches"! Hitler killed the "wicked" Jews! Americans are hunting the "wicked" terrorists!

You can throw out as many relative and subjective terms as ya want, and you can wishfully think and hope and pray for anything you want, but what affect will your preconceived notions and programmed ideals have on reality? Nill!

Besides, you think Jesus is the Son of God? Can you imagine the size of God's... uh.. well I mean in order to procreate he had to... ya know, the woman might not have come out of this alive? o_O



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:22 PM
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Sheol is wating for you.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:29 PM
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Originally posted by Colonel
Sheol is wating for you.


Wait.. lemme get my boxing gloves. Ok Sheol, let's tango!



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:36 PM
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Originally posted by lilblam

Originally posted by Colonel
Sheol is wating for you.


Wait.. lemme get my boxing gloves. Ok Sheol, let's tango!


Main Entry: Sheol
Pronunciation: shE-'Ol, 'shE-"
Function: noun
Etymology: Hebrew She'Ol
: the abode of the dead in early Hebrew thought, idiot.



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by lilblam

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by lilblam

Mirth? You up in my face and laugh at the Son of God? There's gonna be judgment for you! But, I can expect that from the wicked.
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Oooh I'm shaking in my little cinderella glass slippers!




GEEZ, you take jesus so seriously, with all the OH MY GOD YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF JESUS!, wheres the room for the love and happiness he's supposed to be preaching? he had a sense of humor guys, look at the platypus, spam (the meat, not the mail), and george bush.

and a little known fact; the "glass slippers" were actually FUR slippers, but due to ...cough cough....eroors is translation, the words were so much alike that the english speakers assumed the word was "glass," because fur slippers were foreign to them . HAHA!
eat me, grimm brothers!



posted on Feb, 22 2004 @ 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by lilblam

Originally posted by Colonel
Sheol is wating for you.


Wait.. lemme get my boxing gloves. Ok Sheol, let's tango!


Main Entry: Sheol
Pronunciation: shE-'Ol, 'shE-"
Function: noun
Etymology: Hebrew She'Ol
: the abode of the dead in early Hebrew thought, idiot.




ignorance
n.
The condition of being uneducated, unaware, or uninformed.
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Where do you get your childish concepts such as Sheol etc? The dead have no "abode" as time/space are only our (human) concepts, and are but illusions.

Do you enjoy comforting your insecurities with dogmas and illusions that replace a possibly uncomfortable or painful realisation of reality?

Why did you submit to fear-based tactics of religion to take their controlling dogmas on faith? Or were you tempted by the prospect of a future reward for being a "good boy" and honoring and obeying the God(s) they order you to honor and obey? Which is it?

Does the possible idea that there may not be a God after all get blocked by your own mental wall of insecurities? Is your mind programmed, conditioned, and controlled (with your permission) by dogmas and religious authorities including "holy book(s)" like the Bible?

Are you terrified of questioning your beliefs in fear that you'll be punished in the future? Does that fear have an overwhelmingly powerful hold on your rational mind, effectively disabling and rejecting any logical thoughts that contradict your beliefs?

Is the universe the toy of God Almighty? Are we the chess peaces he moves around? What happened to FREE WILL?

Does it please him to create people, expect faith-based worship, and then send those who are skeptical to Hell?

Does he do this because it hurts him when we reject him? Aww the poor guy is vulnerable and attached to us in such a way, that when the emotional attachment is broken he's somehow hurt? Awww I think God needs a hug, and a lesson in developing attachments! Poor thing... out of his self-serving pleasure-seeking perspective on reality, God keeps getting hurt over and over, and keeps sendig hordes of people to Hell as they hurt him by not believing in established Dogma in His name.

Well.. whatever keeps Him busy!

Maybe you can grow up one day and realise the lies spread among the sheeple? Maybe not


It is ALWAYS your choice!

[Edited on 22-2-2004 by lilblam]



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 08:40 AM
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Why is everyone getting their panties in a bunch over this topic???

I think Hamilton/Mikro just asked a simple question and proved a very important point. It shows how ignorant and judgemental people can be and that whenever Jesus does come back, he will be persecuted regardless.

Look at it this way, Jesus being gay, homeless, jewish, arab, whatever you want, just shows that there is no way that everyone will ever accept him when he does arrive on the earth. Jews wont accept an Arab Jesus, Arabs wont accept a Jewish Jesus, Whites won't accept a Black Jesus, and homophobes won't accept a Gay Jesus.

God/Jesus both spoke of compassion, they both spoke of not judging your fellow man, God himself says he works in mysterious ways....those who are quick to judge others should realize that perhaps God is playing an intentional cruel trick on you, to see how deep your compassion and understanding really lies, by sending others to play devil's advocate and get you all riled up...but you fail in God's eyes when you attack those type of people, your God did say turn the other cheek.

How can anything really blasphemous when there is no 100% proven truth?

[Edited on 2-23-2004 by worldwatcher]



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by Colonel
This thread is blashpemous! Its evil. I can't believe this. You can entertain the idea that Jesus is a faggot but you can't entertain the fact that the Son of God is black! Tis is how degenerate this society has become! That's why I gotta be up in YOUR face telling you that this is EVIL.

But, on a Biblical standpoint, if Jesus was gay then the Bible is a lie b/c God distinctly said

Leviticus 18
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


But, the Bible doesn't lie.


This is the kind of "ideas" and philosphies you get with the false image of Jesus Christ!


[Edited on 22-2-2004 by Colonel]



If the bible doesn't lie Colonel...then how can you assume that Jesus was Black. Does it say it in there?

And as for the name calling I think you should be banned for using the f word.....how would you like it if I called you a ni**er?...please take no offense anyone but Colonel....just making a point.



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 09:05 AM
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Was never married, had 3 girlfriends though.


Who are these three?

I can't think of a reference to them, while there are several references to him marrying Mary of Magdelene and living in France, after the escape from the crucifixion (basically the same stunt as what they used for Lazerus)

In any case, let's look at the facts... Jesus was the original hippie... He travelled around with a bunch of guys and a prostitute, and preached love. I'd say odds are that he was bi-sexual....and that's rather humorous really.... It was actually much more accepted at the time, for a man to be that way (though I can't imagine why a dude would....), so it isn't that far fetched. Hell, Greek and Roman commanders encouraged it, as it lead to more commitment to the men apparently.....



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 09:52 AM
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What I think is funny is all of the people that are getting upset by this idea.


Oh no! Jesus can't be gay because then he is not like me and he is against god because I am sooo god's loved one. Check your ego at the door people. HAHAHAHAHAH! What about not judging people and loving your fellow man? It all falls apart doesn't it?

I hope Jesus is HARDCORE gay! At least he would be a better dresser.



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 09:54 AM
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I am amazed at how all the people here are so willingly happy to go to Hell.



posted on Feb, 23 2004 @ 09:57 AM
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your version of hell does not exist for me. Hell is what I create on this earth and what I create in my mind.

no one but "God" will ever judge me and when he does he will either send me back to learn more lessons of life in some form or another or allow me to become one again with him.




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