Sung to the Tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
(Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
Get out your banjo, and sing along.
The Ballad Of Ron Paul
Lyrics by spacedoubt
"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Paul
In speech after speech, he continued to enthrall
And then one day he was shootin' for some votes
But the MSM said he wasn't in their notes.
Coverage that is, Say his name, Ron Paul
Well the next thing you know 'ole Paul's a millionaire.
At twenty bucks a pop, his supporters put him there.
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania is the place he oughta be
It's the big white house, in the land of Liberteeee
Freedom, that is. Happiness, security.
------closing theme
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bush and all his ilk.
Now all of us, we CAN afford that gasoline AND milk.
You're all invited back to play a part in historeeeeee
And have a heapin' helpin' of your wages, they're tax free
your money, that is. keep it all, Pay your debts off.
y'all come back now, y'hear?"
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I almost made up a Ron Paul song the other day....
It went to the tune of Rock and Roll Fantasy by Bad Company
Here comes Ron Paul 1,2,3, it's all part of his fantasy, he loves the money and he loves to see the crowds, dancing in the aisles and singing out
loud.
Here come the donors 1 by 1, reality is calling but they're having fun. You'll find they're dancing on a #9 cloud, put your dollars together now
and sing it out loud.
It's all part of my Ron Paul Fantasy, it's all part of my Ron Paul Dream......
Not complete....but you get the point!
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reply to post by RRconservative
Damn, and I used to like that whole album. Desolation angels.
Of course, there is always Eric Clapton.
Get out your slowhand guitar.
If you vote for that lout, we'll never pull out, McCain.
When the economy's down, down on the ground, McCain
It's all lies, it's all lies, it's all lies...McCain.
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