Some Lie Detectors would work, for ol'Phill..
Voice-tension detectors measure degrees of vocal vibration, to determine if someone is telling the truth. So just let it sit infront of your
speakers, play some Schneider(Phil not Dee) and do a lil'research.
I used to have a Sharper Image "Truth Quest," a phone; that is a lie detector, aswell.. This one looks better though... Purported accuracy is 85
percent, when used with digital signals. And it even works with cell phones!
De-FIB-ulator
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