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STOP Drinking BEER! It contains female hormones!

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posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 10:27 AM
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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects began to act like women as they

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary.

That is so real it has to be true!

MonKey





posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 10:35 AM
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2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


And alcohol needs to be involved for this? NOT!

Hilarious Chikey...



posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 12:29 PM
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i was actually reading this as if it were a real report at first. funny stuff. =)



posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 06:55 PM
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Thanks for the laugh *as I drink my beer*.
I have to send this to some friends of mine.



posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 10:14 PM
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wow. thats all i have to say. plus the fact i need 20 posts



posted on Mar, 19 2008 @ 11:03 PM
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Failed to think rationally.

Beer or no beer, count me in



posted on Mar, 20 2008 @ 04:24 AM
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Thats funny i am drinking beer right now i havent read the thread but i just had to add it i am drinking now and gona be drinking beer all night tonioght



posted on Mar, 20 2008 @ 04:44 AM
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Indeed... indeed....




posted on Mar, 20 2008 @ 11:20 PM
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LOL this is funny!! I'm going to have to send this to some of my friends who dirnk A LOT of beer!!! Thanks



posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 08:13 AM
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Hahaha #6 make me laugh the most Mr Monkey!

Reminds me of the time i casually mentioned "yeah women arent really the best drivers", causing my girlfriend to hit my across the head.

I suppose she was just proving #5!



posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 08:29 AM
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Thanks for the dvice, but I'll keep drinking beer because I've always wanted to get in touch with my feminine side!



posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 12:17 PM
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reply to post by Wally Conley
 


I like to have a bit of feminine on the side to touch too.

MonKey




posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 05:21 PM
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I believe I discussed on the chat yesterday, but the fact is your forefathers used to drink beer because it nutritional and sanitational value, since water used to be contaminated with filth and bacteria. So even if it is contaminated with female hormone, you still have to respect the beer.

Besides I say drinking beer that contain female hormones in them is 10x better then drinking tap water because its has been discovered that some tap water have been contaminated with pharmaceuticals product in them:
hosted.ap.org...

And I don't know which one is worse, but lets take a look shall we. So...
beer (female hormone) > water (antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones)

The final verdict...beer wins, lol. P.S. I know you were kidding, this was a mock!!! But I did come of with a great BS reason for to men to enjoy a cold can of beer, so when your society is nagging at you, tell tell them what I told you, and you tell them its for your own good!!! :w:

[edit on 21-3-2008 by skyblueff0]



posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 09:52 PM
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OK..I'm sipping a beer right now, and I'm as female as I'm ever going to get..
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????



posted on Mar, 22 2008 @ 06:07 AM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
OK..I'm sipping a beer right now, and I'm as female as I'm ever going to get..
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????


How very posh!!

Beer is for chugging or Quaffing:

quaff |kwäf|
verb [ trans. ]
drink (something, esp. an alcoholic drink) heartily.
noun informal dated
an alcoholic drink.
DERIVATIVES
quaffable adjective
quaffer no

I am a super quaffer!! Oh yeah!!

MonKey




posted on Mar, 22 2008 @ 06:21 AM
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reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey
 


Edit for point taken.
nuff said.



[edit on 22-3-2008 by AccessDenied]



posted on Mar, 22 2008 @ 09:08 AM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


May I refer you back to points 5 and 4 in the original post.

Nuff said.

MonKey




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