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Bill to give Red Heads suspension for intentionally having red hair

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posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:19 PM
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Bill to give Red Heads suspension for intentionally having red hair


superzipper.com

Hot on the heels of the Florida ‘Saggy Pants Bill’, the Florida Senate has decided that it will put another bill forward that is in the same vain as the ‘Saggy Pants Bill’ . Senator Gary Siplin has presented the bill to the senate, which will be firstly implemented in public schools just like the ‘Saggy Pants Bill’, that students wearing red hair intentionally will be up for suspension. Although the previous bill had a few issues and is still yet to be supported by the House of Representatives, the “Scourge of the Red Bill ” as it has been dubbed is expected to fly through the court system. This new bill is the culmination of desperate cries from the public to deal with the red plague.
(visit the link for the full news article)




posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:19 PM
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Oh my gosh, when will it end. I mean is it that easy to get elected and write crazy bills. I think I just might go buy a couple hundred signs, put my name on it and get elected.

superzipper.com
(visit the link for the full news article)



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:26 PM
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Yeah, it starts with censoring fashion and now hair colour choice. Where will it end? When everyone looks, acts, talks and has the same thoughts as each other. So much for individuality and uniqueness :/

Michelle



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:27 PM
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taken from the very top of the site:

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It's a joke



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:29 PM
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Phew, thanks Crakeur. You just saved me from half an hour of ranting at the establishment, followed by a vitriolic call for the flanks of minutemen to be recalled to overthrow tyranny etc etc.




posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:30 PM
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reply to post by 44soulslayer
 


no doubt. I'd be up in arms too if it was true. red.s are my kryptonite.

[edit on 16-3-2008 by Crakeur]



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:31 PM
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Wow, I am embarrassed, I took it as authentic. Crawling to my corner.



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:31 PM
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Was I the second one to read the entire article?
People should be more thorough before posting.I did get a good laugh for the day



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:34 PM
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Thanks to Crakeur I saw that this whole thing was a joke, Thank goodness. I thought people in florida were going made with a lot of new bills.



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:34 PM
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~Double Post~
Darn you connection!

[edit on 16-3-2008 by Leviatano]



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:37 PM
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Whoops,my bad. I thought I was in ATS,not BTS.
Now we can all laugh at me........I know I am.



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 02:43 PM
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*sheepish* I read the site AFTER posting my comment. I'm on a roll of misbehaving this weekend


Now, being unable to dye my hair red wouldn't have affected me personally one way or the other...but if they so much as try to pass a bill barring me from covering my greys...I'd be the first one picketing!

Michelle



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 06:36 PM
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I nearly had a stroke! Thank goodness it's not true...but then again, I don't live in Florida


Crazy...



posted on Mar, 16 2008 @ 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
I nearly had a stroke! Thank goodness it's not true...but then again, I don't live in Florida


Crazy...


Yikes... my hair is kinda redish and its not natural.... and I live in Florida..


Good thing I go to a private school.. lol



[edit on 16-3-2008 by minnie]



posted on Mar, 17 2008 @ 09:15 AM
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last night on the news they said something about red.s and I almost had a depends moment I was laughing so hard. Turns out they were not talking about the new law but, rather, the issue that red.s might go the way of the dodo (natural red.s that is). Seems they're declining in numbers.


brainblogger.com...



posted on Mar, 17 2008 @ 02:26 PM
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Whew, that one scared me for a moment. Thank goodness it's a joke or I'd be in big trouble if I went to visit florida. I am not giving my red hair up for nothing!



posted on Mar, 18 2008 @ 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
reply to post by 44soulslayer
 


no doubt. I'd be up in arms too if it was true. red.s are my kryptonite.

[edit on 16-3-2008 by Crakeur]


hear hear! Red.s (Homer Simpson drool)

In Florida though there aren't near enough red .s. It goes with the fact that red .s and the sun don't mix well. Bleach blonds though, this state is a sea of bleach blond hair!




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