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CAPTION CONTEST #3 – 1st - Antar; 2nd - Mr. Wupy; 3rd - 44Soulslayer

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posted on Mar, 20 2008 @ 10:11 PM
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"Even PETA said ...SHOOT IT !! So I did"




posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 02:16 AM
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After being caught after a long investigation regarding high priced girls of comfort, Dave decides to get some radical plastic surgery and go underground.



posted on Mar, 21 2008 @ 01:29 PM
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Dave's Abduction case:
Creepy Aliens did some kind of experimentation, look what happened of him. Surprisingly they allowed him to keep his french beard!!!


Plz note this real proof of "Aleins do exist" can only be seen on ATS

[edit on 21-3-2008 by communicator]

[edit on 21-3-2008 by communicator]



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 04:10 AM
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Right, that's the camera hidden, now off you go into area 51 and don't forget you can only take pictures of what's behind you.



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 01:13 PM
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Johnny offered Dave some "Smart Pills."

So Dave ate one and said, "I don't feel any smarter."

So he tries another, then another, and finally eats a handful.

"Hey, wait-a-minute, these taste like rabbit crap!" Dave exclaims.

"See," Johnny says, "you're getting smarter already."



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 01:22 PM
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Why did Johnny have to cancel the show?

He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 01:24 PM
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Why does Dave have such a shiny nose?

His powder puff's on the wrong end.



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 06:05 PM
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Johnny, are you sure that Marconi Awards invite said 'Fancy Dress'?





posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 06:34 PM
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It may well be lucky.. but you're not pulling my foot off !!


[edit on 23/3/08 by Myrdyn]



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 06:41 PM
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Johnny, straighten your hat. You look ridiculous !!



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 06:52 PM
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Then Johnny showed the ventriloquist class where Dave's 'Grin' button was.



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 07:02 PM
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Johnny helps Dave with the high notes at
auditions for 'Watership Down - The Musical'





[edit on 23/3/08 by Myrdyn]



posted on Mar, 23 2008 @ 07:13 PM
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Phew! Johnny, no wonder it's warm. You left that oven door open.



posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 06:30 AM
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Cowell said, "Out of tune, costumes need improvement and quite frankly, it's the kind of act you would find in any cheap hotel bar!"


[edit on 24/3/08 by Myrdyn]



posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 11:39 AM
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The poster child for why some animals eat their young!



posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 12:34 PM
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ATS mix... more rabbit than Sainsburys


to explain... Chas and Dave sang a song about a person who never stopped talking (slang term for this is rabbit)
Sainsburys is a supermarket for all your food stuffs and more.

so when someone wont shut up, a lot of English people may say...

"Give it a rest, you got more rabbit than sainsburys"...

[edit on 24-3-2008 by Extralien]



posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 12:53 PM
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Dave: "You know, i read a thread on ATS which warned me about Greys probing abductees... but i never realised they were talking about a grey haired man rather than the damn aliens!"



posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 01:16 PM
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You're obviously an alien "hybrid" species! Using your obvious rapid reproduction traits to take over the planet! Off WITH YOUR BA*LS!



posted on Mar, 25 2008 @ 12:30 AM
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CONTEST CLOSED - WINNERS ANNOUNCED SHORTLY

Thanks to everyone who participated.

Dave




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