CAPTION CONTEST #3 – 1st - Antar; 2nd - Mr. Wupy; 3rd - 44Soulslayer

When Mr. Lucas said to think outside the box for the next Star Wars film I don't think he was expecting you to.... oh god.... I think I'm gonna vomit.

Johnny- "According to the Celts you are sacred Dave.
Revered as a symbol of Procreation, Health and Prosperity."

Dave- "Please don't sell me on eBay Johnny! I'll be good wittle wabbit...promise."




[edit on 3/16/2008 by MountainStar]

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Rules.......what rules?

Okay Dave, prove those are really small black jelly beans, eat one.

So the guy says, "Rectum!? Damn near killed 'em!"

Johnny:
"That's quite the BAD HARE DAZE you got going there, Dave... Sheesh!"


 

Johnny regretted having never met his future bowling partner in person first.....

Johnny: What does it mean when you grow a hare in the palm of your hand?

[img]http://files.abovetopsecret.com...[/img] Johnny, if you move that thumb one more time, i'm going to show you what its like to really get a wild hare up your a__!!!

Johnny, that's not where you adjust the "rabbit ears"!

Going once!...Going twice!...SOLD to the lady in the fur coat!

Dave: "If you don't get your finger out of the rabbit hole I'm gonna pelt ya!"

Johnny: "Dave, I really don't think this 'Bunny Inspector' getup is gonna get us into the Playboy Mansion."

Dave: "Truuuuuust me."

[edit on 3/17/08 by redmage]

"Energizer Bunny, you are here by arrested on the charge of battery."


[edit on 17-3-2008 by 44soulslayer]

Second entry:

Johnny decides to put a new slant on an old trick by pulling a hat out of a rabbit.

ProTo - Jonny you a lil tired.
Jonny - So would you if you just pulled that out of your.......hat.

I cannot laugh more aftre checking this photo... here my entry

"Honey I shrunk Dave to this Bunny"


[edit on 18-3-2008 by communicator]

Please welcome our new Mod for the "Above_any_Animal" forum

[edit on 18-3-2008 by communicator]

Johnny's 'German' side gets a hold of him, as he introduces his prized bunny Dave to the Korean food-farm bidders...
Was he accepted?
It was a...split hare decision.

~Ducky~