"I should'a taken that left toin at Albukoikee."

Waiter! I found a hare in my soup!

Johnny thinks, "I'm NEVER going to get all of THAT off of my shoes."

And the hat from whence the man rabbit came shall never be the same.

"Hey Dave let me check your rabbit colon for cancer."

...Little did Dave Hare know that Johnny was only interested in his body...

I got 2

Hurry up AL, Were about to Leap......

We thought we would make a new political party, "Deny Tortis" ...

(on a Youtube near you... a pun on the soldier throwing the puppy video..)

awww, look at the little rabbit ..

"annnnnd STAY outta the hemp garden!" *tosses rabbit off the cliff*

gee Johnny that wasn't very nice, that wasn't nice man!



[edit on 3/16/2008 by runetang]

"Annnd down came the Good Fairy who said, 'Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Now I'll give you just one more chance.'"

"Come on Dave, it will be just like that internet photo of George W. Bush and the dog. What better free publicity is there for the podcast shows then becoming an internet meme and in email boxes and avatars everywhere?"

"Dave, I told you to date your own species. Now look what you've done!"

Dave: Ahh Johnny, you said this photo was gonna be fancy dress.

Johnny: Thats right, dave.





JQ.

" I finally caught you, you wascally wabbit"

Elmer to Bugs

Wing-Nut

And if a little boy loves you enough, you become real...



[edit on 16-3-2008 by antar]

"You know Dave, I think it's safe to lose the disguise now. The Vietcong are no longer looking for you."

The Rabbit ain't got no tail at all,
tail at all
tail at all
The Rabbit ain't got no tail at all
He's just got a powder puff.



As Johnny sings his favorite song, the two friends find themselves transported into a parallel Universe where if you can imagine it, it can be so.



[edit on 16-3-2008 by antar]

This will happen to you too if you don't get my
daughter home from the senior prom by 10pm.

"OK, which part of "hair of the dog" did you not understand?"

Dave: Hey Johnny, what's invisible and smells like sulfur and carrots?

Johnny: An interdimensional alien?

Dave: No, my farts!

Johnny: So, why are you wearing that silly bunny outfit?
Dave: Why are you wearing that silly people outfit?