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Microscopic Black Helicopters; hoax help?

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posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:03 PM
I posted this on another thread, but I think it might deserve its own, if at the very least to prove its a hoax, or not.
What is the deal with these pictures and the site that they come from? Is this common CT knowledge or am I just out of the 'heads up on hoaxes' loop?

just more photo shop? prove it is please!!!

[edit on 9-3-2008 by psychedeliack]

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:08 PM
LOL. Yes I would call that all a hoax. Especially the Xray. LOL

Other then that, the other is probably a RC. My mom has a lot of them - she flies helicopters and collects "toys" LOL

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:10 PM
From website:

After being injected into the head of a cattle, typically the seed crystal enters the blood stream where it travels to the intestines, along the way gathering various needed compounds from different systems. Once there, it quickly develops into a Microscopic Black Helicopter (MBH).

No, NO, No, NO!
Helicopters in your bloodstream?

That helicopter in the picture is probably one of those mini RC copters, which for some reason, I want one of those, cats would love it!

This website is pure fiction, all made up IMO.

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:13 PM
I thought so, but, you never know...
I mean, with the tinfoil beanie suggestion, I just dont know, because I dont even know if the tin foil hat thing is just a joke.
I do know, it probably wouldn't be so wise to suggest to a doctor that you think you have helicopters in your bloodstream!

thanks for the input

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:16 PM
Not sure what to say ... ????

I would say that it has to be fake right?

Heli-swatter anyone? lol.

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:22 PM
but just think, if it REALLY is real, you would have to joke about it, or these helicopters would infiltrate your biology and make you a NWO informant! (based on the site) usually taking it that far makes me suspicious of my own paranoia, but maybe thats what they want! j/k
maybe Ill start wearing the AFDB and then see if the paranoia begins to dissipate...

man Id hate to be joking about this if it was real though.

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:25 PM
The best ever website - YES!! - and we can buy a t-shirt and swatter. I can't wait to share this.

Thank you psychedeliack for several uplifting moments - seriously though how did you come across this?

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:29 PM
I had a funny feeling that this thread would be linked to that site.

Great parody site.

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:30 PM
reply to post by YarlanZey

I felt the itch of helicopters in my blood...
I often search google images for random word combinations, and i saw the "Diagram of black helicopters life cycle" image in there, looked interesting, and that just happened to be the site it was on.
I was searching Helicopter Chemtrails after a friend of mine swears there were heli's leaving chemtrails over south phoenix.

posted on Mar, 9 2008 @ 05:33 PM

through the ear canal and burrow its way to the base of the skull where it will implant itself in the central nervous system. This will allow it to affect and sometimes even control the actions of the host. This is dangerous for the host, since the MBH -- called a Parasitic Black Helicopter (PBH) in this phase -- can do permanent damage to the brain and may self-destruct to avoid detection, causing what is often erroneously diagnosed as spontaneous human combustion.

OK so now I am worried. I had really bad earache a few days ago.

posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 02:54 PM
reply to post by psychedeliack

I see what you mean. It does seem to be a funny website. I believe I visited it, last year.

[edit on 24-3-2008 by Chad Andrew]

posted on Mar, 24 2008 @ 03:37 PM
reply to post by Toadmund

LOL i have one of those mini copters and they are cool, once you get the hang of them you can fl them anywhere indoors with great skill, they are not that expensive either about £30.00, and they do what they say on the box, yes cats do love them but if you play with your cat its gonna lose an eye because of the rotors.

As for them being in the human body ROFLMAO wouldnt a submarine be better? i feel April first coming

posted on Apr, 29 2008 @ 08:48 AM

First of all something with such blades would deeply scar the insides of your body if it was to fly around so yes i would call these a hoax as well.


posted on Nov, 8 2008 @ 11:19 PM
reply to post by Mr.x211

Well, maybe, but not if they were really great pilots, I mean look at the size of these things, they are soo small!
Besides, who knows what the propellers are made of anyhow, maybe they are soft like toy copters with foam blades.

[edit on 11/8/2008 by psychedeliack]

posted on Nov, 9 2008 @ 12:29 AM
I'm speechless.

There are no words.


posted on Nov, 9 2008 @ 12:31 AM
hahahahahhahaha @ the x-ray copter

the preceding was a one line post.

until I added the one after it.... and of course this one

posted on Nov, 9 2008 @ 12:59 AM
reply to post by psychedeliack

You know, I really hate emoticons but I just have to. I really have to.

posted on Nov, 9 2008 @ 12:59 AM
[edit on 9-11-2008 by Phage]

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