Steven Colbert exposed!

Viscious bear conspiracy debunked by scientists in the USGS.
"This video footage was recorded between 2005 and 2007 at bear rub trees in Glacier National Park in northwest Montana."



Bears are not as bad as Steven Colbert would suggest.

edited for spellin.

[edit on 5-3-2008 by stikkinikki]

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Ok. Ill be the first to ask

What are you talking about?

CT

Originally posted by Conspiracy Theorist
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Ok. Ill be the first to ask

What are you talking about?

CT

It's all on tape in the link on the first post I made. Hard proof and court admissable evidence of the character of the bear.

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Watched the video. Saw a bear rubbing against a tree.

Ill ask again. This time Ill underline it

What are you talking about

Steven Cobert, on the Cobert Report, says that bears are the number one threat to America.

I hope this is a joke, and the original poster realizes that Cobert Report is a satirical show...

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Ok then. Thanks.


Perhaps the OP would be interested in the BelowTopSecret forum.

CT

It still amazes me on what gets moved to BTS and what doesn't. I am pretty sure this should be in BTS, but I am probably crazy.

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We called it.

How about a prize or somethin.

CT

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This has to be a joke, just from the miss spelling of the name in the OP.

The name is Colbert, not Cobert.

Sheeeeeeeeesh! Watch the show much, do ya?

Originally posted by Conspiracy Theorist
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Watched the video. Saw a bear rubbing against a tree.

Ill ask again. This time Ill underline it

What are you talking about

You forgot a question mark but I get it. Sometimes i try to google things I don't understand.

Well now you've created a monster as I am a little OC and will have to try to make my points match up. This conspiracy is tongue in cheek although man has a huge conspiracy in the maligning of creatures under trumped up charges. Mans solution is often death when a change in habits could be a blood free solution.

Stephen Colbert's depiction of bears should not be taken as fact.

Um...bears are definitely dangerous. Most wild animals are if provoked. Number one threat? No. That would be cougars.

If I see a bear in the wild I walk away slowly. Black bears can run up to 25mph. As fun as a large animal, with sharp claws and teeth, hitting me at 25 MPH, I will continue to assume that bears are a threat.

GO COLBERT!

Never underestimate the bears. :shk:

Soon we'll all be bowing down to our ursine overlords.

Originally posted by stikkinikki
Stephen Colbert's depiction of bears should not be taken as fact.

I don't think anyone who watches the daily show or the colbert reports takes anything they see on the show very seriously. there are a few facts and good points sprinkled here and there but for the most part its just jokes

Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Never underestimate the bears. :shk:

Soon we'll all be bowing down to our ursine overlords.

all hail the bear lord!

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man has a huge conspiracy in the maligning of creatures under trumped up charges

Man has a huge reality and history of maligning and committing atrocities against his own race.....never mind animals.