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Originally posted by joehayner
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats
I like this joke. Not far from the truth.
Originally posted by Colonel
That's just another LIE from the repugnants. It should read like this:
A Republican was walking down the street when he came to a homeless person. The Republican said, "Get it together, you lazy-ass. Why can't you get a job, you friggin bum." He then proceeded to set aflame a $20 bill to light his cigar as he stepped over the homeless person. The homeless person cried in agony, knowing that money could feed him temporarily on this cold frigid night that he would have to sleep on a steam grate.
Hearing the cry as a sign of attack, the Republican ran to the nearest police officer and reported that he was being mugged by the homeless person. "Its those damn black people." The police officer ran to the homless person and proceeded to beat him down severely and threw him in the police car to the be taken to the police station.
And least he would have a warm place to stay overnight.