posted on Feb, 24 2004 @ 01:27 AM
To Break it down, my ethnicity explains me.
German/Austrian: I worship beer, am argumenative and hostile and pretty much pick fights with just about anyone for the sake of it, am efficent,
ruthless, productive, fatalistic, and I scare the # out of my neighbors. And I hate France.
Northern italian: The Italian speaking descendants of the lombards, I am a great fan of garlic, trashing civilization, am ill tempered, a man chaser,
and dislike southerners. And I hate Greece.
English: I drink tea, have dry humor, am always in fights with Irish people, I drink alot without showing it, enjoy insulting fat Americans, chasing
young boys, and I hate France.
Slovenian: Perhaps the only eastern Europeans who hate the rest of Eastern Europe.
I have dreams of world domination (Germans, English). I live on an Island of my own mind (England). I am paranoid that everyone is out to get me
unless I kick thier asses with my Iron elf boots (German). I think I would be a much better president, yet dont quite have the ambition to run for
office (Italian). When I talk, my hands flail about in gestures (Italian). I pretty much tell people to # off, and am oblivious and unconcerned about
suddenly being alone (Solvenian). I age well (Italian). I demand my authrotiy to be totally and blindly obeyed (German). I bitch often about my glory
days when I was THE # (English).
I am the epitome of all evil, the antithesis of civilization and sructure (American).